Review of Simone of V London Escorts, London

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Nothing like the photo. Other than having blonde hair, which in the photo looked real, this was clearly dyed. She had a deep tan, a shorter, thicker figure and the makeup she had on looked like it would stick to me!

She was a reasonably pleasant person, but nothing like as described. She did CLAIM she is the person in the photos, but I find it hard to believe. At least she admitted her age was wrong, saying that the company refused to change it. It SAYS 22, she's actually 28.

I asked for an 8pm booking, which although the receptionist agreed to, said she may be a little late. She told the driver 8:30 and they didn't arrive until 8:45, leaving me only 30 mins available.

Despite being presented with someone who really was not who I was expecting, it was psy ?60 for nothing or ?130 to make the most of the available time. Stupidly I decided to go with option b. She was at least nice enough to check with the agency to see if they could charge just for the 30 mins as they were the reason it was late, but they said no.

She was perfectly capable, but not particularly good, she almost seemed embarrassed. I can't complain that she rushed things - that was my fault, but she was just a little mechanical in her movements, even if she was a sweet person and meant well.

She wouldn't do OWO, but I was able to go down on her and was ok with kissing. So it was an attempt at GFE, but I'd say a near miss. Covered BJ, missionary, then with her legs in the air in front of me, which was fun, if not amazing. Didn't have time to recover for a second round so asked for a massage.

Like I said, she's friendly, I wish her no ill, but the company are highly suspect. Based on the other reviews here, I would say avoid V London and find somewhere better.