Review of Emmy of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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The usual good rep.

As photo but worn out

Sadly this was not a good punt, but I would say that previous punts in this and its sister establishments have been excellent for me over a period of some 7 years.
This punt reminded me of some of the worst suspect punts I have had in dodgy London phone booth establishments and in unfamiliar places abroad. It was equivalent to a street pro which I had hoped I would have avoided by choosing this establishment.
She entered the room and was certainly the girl in the photos but a little more worn and wearing a one piece swimsuit type lingerie reminiscent of fast action quick exit service. Boobs were saggy and eyes not as lively as her pictures and hair pretty dowdy, she hadn?t made any effort to be sexy. This is fine I guess since many girls who have such a good looking set of photos must be in high demand. But this is not the usual at this and sister establishments. My main gripe is that generally the girl avoided any intimacy; it can?t be me since this is not usually the case with other girls I have used. She delayed the beginning by having to tie her hair up, she often delayed by having to stop for a few seconds to do something like adjusting her hair or fetching a tissue or asking about the position. I know she may have lacked English but it was obviously not this.
She was very tender in the vaginal area, possibly forgivable if she was under a lot of pressure and being screwed all day, but I felt it probably was a delay tactic because of the other tactics she was also using. She refused covered oral after penetration because the condom would be dirty, she complained that in missionary position I was too heavy but took much time to change positions claiming misunderstanding in translation. She did not want deep penetration because of tenderness, she avoided any kissing. She wanted to go very slowly and I must admit I was beginning to grow soft inside so I opted for a hand job. This was self-administered by me and all she offered was to play with herself while I did it, quite frankly I can get that on the internet for free and would think that paying gets more than this. In the end she agreed to play with my balls while I did it but this I felt was under duress. She has a lot to learn if she is to make the transition from Madrid street hooker to Mk brothel standards and I feel she has not met this mark. Perhaps I should have complained but it?s not something I do easily, even at restaurants, hence this report. I hope the management takes note that I feel I have been ripped off on this occasion. I am uneasy in giving these details since I am generally a shy person and do not like to share these experiences but felt obliged to warn others of this experience. This is a little unfair since this establishment has served me well on many other occasions there would be many more that I should have written about that were sensational and so I would apologise for this but I did feel that people do need to know of this occasion and make their own minds up.