Review of Hannah of Scorpio Sauna, Edinburgh

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Scorpio Sauna. Safe enough, though there were a few builders about who were no doubt having a laugh.

Hannah is 5'7, with black hair and a nice face. She is busty - 36D ish and has a medium build. Bit fleshy about the hips and tum.

Spur of the moment punt, inspired by a dull weekend. Called the place in advance and was glad to learn that Trisha was back from holiday. On arrival I found that she was booked solid all afternoon. Other girls on were Lucy (see earlier FR), Belinda (30s dark hair, tall and busty), Jenna (30s, mousy hair, not overly pretty but nice bod) and Hannah.

Opted for Hannah and we went to the room. There's been a bit of downer on the place since someone died 'on the job' last week. Turns out the punter was 42, married with kids and it was splashed all over the paper. There was another heart attack last week, but the punter made it out onto the street and avoided any embarrasment. To add to all of this, an old boy was carted away in an ambulance with chest pains an hour before I arrived. He was recovering from a heart bypass. Both heart attacks were in the company of the same woman - mail me for details.

To add to the cheery atmosphere I found out that the punter had died in the jacuzzi in the very room they had allocated me.

On to the massage. It was OK, bit soft and not suggestive enough. Opted for bit of everything and had OWO but not CIM. Then some oral on her, then more oral on me and finally a short sprint to the finishing line with her on top.

It was all fine and Hannah is a nice girl, but the edge was taken off things by the macabre atmosphere.

Next time I think I'll cheer myself up by booking Trish for an hour - she was looking tanned and hot.