No. 108571 - Published 15 Apr 2012
Bulgarian, listed as French Kiss on **, couldn?t be a more inappropriate pseudonym.
Lists 30 mins for ?69, 1 hour for ?89. Comprehensive list of services, well written profile in good English. Nothing could be more misleading.
I called at about 1:30, said I could be there about 2, maybe before which was apparently OK. Arrived and called at 1:55, no answer, so left voicemail. Called a few minutes later, still no answer. Called again at 2:09, answered ? asked me to give her a few minutes. I assumed this was to get ready. Finally called again at 2:26, with the intention of cancelling. She said she was ready and gave me the room number.
Got to room, two girls both in tracksuits ? so much for my thoughts of her getting ready! Sophia and Daisy (who was eating lunch). Asked if I wanted to see them both, and offered ?90 for both for 30 minutes. As I was now short of time, this seemed a good option so I accepted. Both stripped off and were on bed before I was undressed ? no assistance with this.
Very brief OWO from Sophia, no more than 30 seconds, then as I was semi-hard, she opened a condom and went to put it on. I declined, saying I wanted more OWO, but there was very little more. A little cursory kissing, certainly not DFK. No kissing with Daisy, and she wasn?t happy for me to play with her tits, or do more than touch the edge of her pussy. Decided to try and fuck Sophia, as nothing else was on offer. This was not too successful as I was barely hard, and the condom was very thick, I didn?t get a chance to see the brand. All the time they were talking to each other in Bulgarian (I assume). After a minute or two, they suggested ?changing pussy? (and condom), which we tried. No real improvement, so I asked for more OWO to completion. OWO was given grudgingly, but completion was now an extra ?30, which I of course declined. Only option was COB, so after a few moments sucking by Sophia, she wanked me in the direction of Daisy?s chest, and as soon as the first drops landed, they both grabbed tissues and started a containment exercise so that it didn?t even run over her body.
By the time I got up and reached for a wipe (again no assistance), and headed for the bathroom, they were both dressed. I started to have a quick wash, and within a minute or two, Daisy appeared at the door and asked me to ?hurry up as they were busy?. I finished and came back into the room to dress, she was getting agitated, and kept trying to hurry me up, eventually asking me to take my clothes into the bathroom, which I declined to do. A moment later, the reason became clear, as there was a knock at the door. I carried on, and after more agitation, Daisy answered the door and asked the caller to come back in 5 minutes. I finished dressing and left.
When I got back to my car the time was 2:47 ? 21 minutes since the call when I was given the room number. I couldn?t have been in the room for more than 15 minutes at the most, so the ?action? must have been well under ten minutes. Good thing I declined the shower when I arrived!
Altogether perhaps not my worst ever punt, but very close ? certainly in the bottom 2 or 3.