No. 108889 - Published 6 May 2012
Melanie has a lovely smile, liquid brown ?come-to-bed? eyes, and is as pretty as a picture. She also has a cheeky laugh and a nice line in boudoir banter. And a big pair of knockers?.!
In the words of Julius Cesar, ?I came, I saw, I conquered?. Actually, that?s not quite right. ?I saw, I conquered, I came?.
I had a very nice time, although I do need a bit more of a show these days, a bit more spice, so I?m not sure that I will be rushing back. Melanie does seem a little bit inexperienced - almost too young (by that I don?t mean underage)? And Carolina at the same venue really blows my mind. But if you want a pretty young woman to flutter her eyelashes at you, laugh with you, guess your age as 37 not 48 (brilliant), listen to your stories, stroke your chest, suck your cock, and then open her legs willingly when the time comes, then Melanie is entirely recommended. All inside 30 minutes. Actually, writing this makes me remember that indeed that I did have a nice time, and as a consequence has given me a giant hard-on. In fact I think I may have to go see her again. Jesus. I am so fickle. Go figure.
I did see another punter arrive just as I was walking down the avenue, so I had to tactically double back and return two minutes later. Exciting. Apart from my crazy experience in a Glasgow brothel years ago, I?ve only ever seen one other punter, who was exiting The Bunny Lounge. Both men were very well dressed, wearing ?city? overcoats, and pushing 50. Clearly I need to ditch the work wear and the beanie hat.
Maybe I should have shouted at him across the street? ?Wait up mate, I?ve got first dibs on Melanie, and I?m bigger than you!? Or perhaps, ?Behind you! The Rozzers are coming!? And then I could have nipped in ahead of him to get the en suite. Because I did end up in the back room, which has got a rubbish bed. Ladies ? please get a new mattress. Over and out.