No. 108920 - Published 6 May 2012
room in ground floor flat - safe, close to bus stop, free on street parking. Room almost bare except for bed and built-in wardrobe, not especially inviting.
About thirty, bbw, reasonably attractive face, very big and loose about the stomach and thighs.
Lucy sounded pleasant on the phone, and again we chatted pleasantly when I arrived. I felt relaxed, paid 80 pounds for an hour and thought I was in for a good time. I was mistaken.
Ludy stripped to her bra and pants, and after a brief cuddle she asked if I'd like to start with a massage. I agreed, and lay face down on the bed. Lucy took off her bra but not her pants, sat on the edge of the bed, and began to massage my back. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to turn over. What I really wanted was for her to carry on with the massage, down over my buttocks and legs, and I asked for this, but after a few cursory strokes she was doing my back again. This was starting to get frustrating, but when I asked her to go down she gave my balls a few tweaks from behind. This got me hard and I turned over, ready to come, and asked her to wank me off, which she did.
A nice starter, I thought, intending to get my hands on Lucy after a breather.
Instead I found she was already putting her clothes back on. When I queried this she said she thought I'd finished!
I pointed out that I'd paid for a hour, and estimated we'd had about ten minutes. She seemed surprised, and said usually when a man came the session was finished. By this time I'd lost interest in doing anything further with her - there's no pleasure in a session with someone unwilling - so she offered to call it half an hour and refund me twenty pounds. I suggested she refund me 40, or 30, but she said half an hour was 60 pounds, it said so clearly on her website entry. I didn't feel up to arguing, so accepted this and got dressed, whilst Lucy chatted about other things as though everything was hunky dory.
This was a very poor experience - a total let-down in fact. I'd spent 60 pounds on a ten minutes handjob with a woman whom, apart from an initial cuddle, I hadn't touched and who hadn't even taken her knickers off!
I don't know whether Lucy is a calculating rip-off merchant or just clueless in the bedroom and totally uninterested in her job and in provided her clients with a decent experience. But either way she's someone to steer well clear of.