No. 109599 - Published 26 Jun 2012
Nice reception area. Shown to room 2, could have done without the radio blasting, but no real complaints other than the usual sopping towels under the shower door which I wish they would change more often.
Interesting fact: The receptionists always talk to you on your way in when they want your money but never on the way out to ask if everything was fine, not even a "bye", or a "see ya"!
Started with some chat which is always nice, then i was asked if I would like OWO, to which I replied, "yes".
Talk about agony...this has to be among the most painful of experiences I ever encountered and had me screaming out in my head for a condom, preferably one made from cast iron. I actually sat up in bewilderment as to what she was doing. For a moment I thought she had something in her mouth but I think she was actually dragging her teeth against me, I have to believe this because I cant think of what else might be in her mouth to cause that kind of pain, needless to say I couldnt get her off me quick enough, I think I now know what broken glass feels like.
Once off she invited me to play with her, which I just wasnt interested in doing because both my heads were dealing with the abuse I had just suffered, mind you I still managed to smile, I thought the worst was over and I thought it best to keep things pleasant (what a mistake).
We then moved into missionary, at which point with her eyes closed she was fake moaning and groaning so much I had had enough, it was almost to the point of ridicule. I followed her example, faked my orgasm and got the hell out well under the half hour.
The session was completely horrible, first time I ever hated sandy's.
I want to emphasise that I dont actually have a problem with Claudia as a person, she was perfectly pleasant in herself, it was just her service with me that was routine and dreadful.
She didnt deserve to be paid and in retrospect I should have "sent it back with a complaint", still, you live and learn what else can you do?
The experience wont stop me going to Sandy's because there are some really nice pleasant girls there, but it will put me off seeing anyone new for a while. It would have been great if I could have spoken to the receptionist about this on the way out, oh well, one day Sandy's might pioneer massage parlour customer service and be the Marks & Spencer of its field...wouldnt that be great?