Review of Leilani of Sirens London, London

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Well just amazing, very professional and a delight to talk to. She was chatty, helpful, listened to all I wanted to do (and didn't want to do)and then really delivered the goods - but that's enough about Amelia who runs Sirens, now, what about Leilani. An awesome girl - very accurate description on the website and actually not only far better looking than her photos (stunning is the word), but with a personality that is seriously infectious. This was not a cheap punt but I decided, very soon, that I wanted to see her again. This decision was not made when I was balls deep in her arse hoping my blood pressure pills would hold out - it was made when I hung up her jacket, a few minutes into the session. The chemistry was just how I like it- she is a dream girl. Frankly you don't need to read the rest, just book her .... but if you're really interested ... here's Chapter one

This was a very high risk punt for me. Apart from four business trips a year to Cyprus, and some fun with a Russian friend in Limassol, I have not booked a non-asian girl (preferably Thai!) for over 3 years - I just love them, and being near the end of my runway at 63, I have 'been around' and know what I like.

So, why Sirens and why Leilani. Well I follow the reviews (on various sites) of my fellow hobbists, particularly those who are really into Thai girls, just to pass the time, because in general, they like what I like. This is not to find new sources of fun - Aisha, if you are reading this, no Thai on the planet will ever replace you, see you soon ! - but as light reading. Sirens, specifically Amelia, has been receiving excellent reviews and feed back, and a fellow hobbyist, whose reviews I know are true (as I have seen most of the girls he has seen), gave Chiara a great review and in fairness, I did try to book her first. She wasn't available so Amelia asked me what attracted me to Chaira; the sort of girl I liked and what I liked to get up to. There followed a recommendation to Leilani as the only girl currently available that would 'make me happy'. If I didn't like her description, sadly Amelia could not help me that evening.

Just how many Agency owners do you know that would not, staring down the phone at ?550, and a new punter who could be a 'one off', not try and sucker me in ?? Gold medal to Amelia, that's how to run a class agency !

Leilani's description followed - it was very accurate. As I felt I should reciprocate with equal honesty, so as to give the poor girl at least a chance to have a headache and cancel, I laid it all out. Up since 05.00 and working hard all day - no lunch. Dinner with an alcoholic client at 18.30 who wants to appear on 'Man v Food' and pushing my 64th birthday. I'd be back at the hotel by 11.30. Not yet on the blue pills but seriously wondering if my dick has made this booking and not my brain. What am I doing booking a really hot girl for 2 hours at ?550 from 23.30 - where are the men with the white coats ?? Amelia was reasuring - 'Oh, you'll still have great fun with Leilani but you may not stretch her on this occasion ! The girl has a sense of humour and she was right. Leilani has far more to offer than I could cover in my state of health !

Anyway, Leilani surprised me, I suddenly snapped into action - she is very horny and should consider replacing Cardiac resuss machines at the Wellington If a poor sod flatlined and Leilani manged to get his dick in her mouth BINGO, it's Easter again.

Nice sloppy BBBJ, couldn't really see the action in 69, but I guess if she's licking my balls at the same time, most of it must be in her mouth ? I just loved rimming her - a very welcoming, relaxed rosebud - good sign - a couple of pinkies followed and then my favoutite ...... WS. If waterboading was an Olympic sport, I qualified. Sweet, plentiful (very plentiful!) and accurate ... she's done this before. Nice tight orifices for more play and a messy snowball finish and .. we were into extra time.

I had been so distracted by events that the 2 hours had flown by when Leilani told me we had reached the end of our encounter. 'Oh no' I said, 'could I just fuck you for a short while and cum in your mouth'. 'No problem, that would be nice, just thought I'd tell you we were in extra time'. What a girl - so professional, this is the way to pick up happy regulars. There were 101 things we didn't do but I'm going to correct that on Tuesday. Leilani likes DATY and I was very selfish last time (to be honest incapable, but don't tell her) and I will try and make her happy this time.

We didn't get around to playing with the remote egg vibrator she brought with her (mainly for when / if we go out for dinner, but we can try it now!) or the nice golden bullet vibrator. God knows what else she had in her bag.... apart from 3 changes of clothes. She probably saw this old fart, half cut with a silly grim on his face, holding his dick in expectation and just hoped I didn't die on her. I'm thinking she left the big strap-on and walnut sized anal beads in her bag ?!

I will review again after our meeting tomorrow - assuming I am still capable of typing.

Reviews from me are a rarity, there are so many really good girls out there. Two Thai's have rocked my boat, Leilani you have already made it unstable, and I don't doubt you will probably sink it tomorrow. Just one small piece of advice, I really love WS (as you know!) but 2 litres of water in preparation is enough !