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No. 109955 - Published 19 Jul 2012

Review of Cherry of Invasian Asian Escorts London, London

Details of Visit
Author:lj7770
Location 2:Bayswater
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Wed 18 Jul 2012 3.15pm
Duration of Visit:1
Amount Paid:150
Recommended:No

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Invasian Asian Escorts London - click to view profile in a new window
Website:http://invasianescorts.co.uk/
Phone:07920156455
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The Premises
Area was fine, flat seemed fine. Then I saw some bugs. Didn't spend too much time checking if they were cockcroaches or not
The Lady
As per website
The Story
Awful

Some of you might remember the Bubbles character from ?Absolutely Fabulous?. Imagine what she?d be like if she was Thai and had on coke and you?ll get an idea of Cherry.

She was all over the shop from the moment I walked through the door, darting around all over the place, as if she were in a rush ? even though I gave the agency plenty of notice for the appointment. Had the obligatory shower and waited for her to settle down, she kept telling me not to wait for her (wouldn?t things have been one-side if I hadn?t waited?). Twenty minutes later, and still tightly wound up, she got to work.

No kissing, no fondling, no dirty talk, no B2B, she just stuck her mouth over my cock and then tried to get a vibrator up my arse. I managed to come but I was so uncomfortable with her rushing around the place and the lack of attention paid to me beforehand that I should have trusted my instincts and left there and then. But then I wouldn?t have seen how mental things subsequently turned out.

She offered me a massage. What else was I going to do but accept? Sex wasn't on the menu...Yes, you guessed it, she rushed the massage as well. At this point she took a small blue toy guitar (you sometimes see these with Mexican mariachi bands) that was mounted on her wall, disappeared off to the toilet with it and then started to strum a few chords. WTF??!? The ?piece de resistance? however was telling me that as a Buddhist, re-incarnation was an important part of her beliefs and did I believe in God? What would have happened if I said no? She then started to show me a clip from Thai TV on the internet about someone who could tell the future blah blah blah. I stopped listening to her at this point, made my excuses and left.

I?m getting really pissed off with Thai girls. I get pissed off with the lack of customer service, I get pissed off with the fact that they?re so obsessed with cleaning you, you know that if they could get away with putting you in sheep dip, they would and I get pissed off with what is now standard behaviour of stopping whatever they?re doing to answer texts or phone calls. Places like HoD get good reputations and show that quality doesn?t imply a high price.

If you are the sort of guy who believes in reincarnation, doesn?t like erections and wants to fuck Bubbles, then she?s perfect but IMHO there are others out there far far better.
This Lady's Reviews
NumberAuthorPublishedRecommended
112311Dr Steve29 Jan 2013YES
110237Charliebear11 Aug 2012YES
109955lj777019 Jul 2012NO
109416Alan25610 Jun 2012YES
109010u_go_girl14 May 2012YES
108338Marshall124 Mar 2012YES
107912ReturningPunter22 Feb 2012YES
107909Rustyballs22 Feb 2012YES
107043rchab26 Dec 2011YES
106646Amit505124 Nov 2011YES
106473TLaw8 Nov 2011YES
105363SoftLeather30 Aug 2011YES
105210mysteryman3017 Aug 2011YES
105191Hard2Handle17 Aug 2011YES
104951Aloysius30 Jul 2011YES
103713PedroT9716 May 2011YES
103663Marshall110 May 2011YES

Total Reviews: 17

Recommended: 16, 94.1%

Not Recommended: 1, 5.9%

Neutral: 0, 0%

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