No. 110219 - Published 11 Aug 2012
Review of Anally of London
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Not a bad terrace a short walk from the tube station; lower ground floor flat, so out of sight when waiting at the front door. But that is where the accolades stop. Inside was dark, dingy and smelled of cigarette smoke. Not only that, Anally told me that her flat mate (another working girl) had someone with her in the only bedroom, so would I mind waiting or we could just get on with it on the sofa bed in the communal sitting room/kitchen. Not a good start.
Anally (poor choice of name, in my view, especially as she doesn't entertain that sort of thing - see later) has an exceptionally fit body. Definitely the girl in the photos, and with lovely firm B cups and a pert bum. Very pretty eyes, too - a bit like Britney Spears to look at, which I told her. Her English is also very good, so you can have a proper chat if you want. Anally (I will call her Anna for short) is, despite all I say below, a very nice person. But she is not suited to this hobby at all, and I think she knows that.
Well, here goes. I do not wish to be unkind, but things went down hill from the initial surprise of the flat and the surroundings of a smoky sitting room and a sofa bed still in its sofa position. I should have walked, really, but I did not have a plan B and I was short on time. Clothes off in a rather perfunctory manner, and an early attempt at FK was rebuffed - no toungues, it was "dangerous" (despite me saying I did not have any ulcers, cuts, spots etc. - I wouldn't punt if I did). I therefore suspected (correctly) that OWO was off the menu, and didn't even try RO as a result (which I normally like to do).
So a bit of OW, and some well-rehearsed porno-type phrases and noises, some uncomfortable CG on the sofa and doggy to finish - with a hand in the way, which I imagine was to stop me getting all the way in? Now, I suspect I might be a little bit bigger than average in that department (or so I am told), but I do not believe for one minute that I am so well-endowed to require a chaste hand in the way.
Anyway, despite all of this, I managed to finish, and was rather relieved to have done so, if truth be known. And we were at the 30 minute mark.
I did not get the impression that seconds were on offer, and I didn't try for them at all anyway because the first round was so uninspiring. So we chatted away for about 15 minutes, and I then had to go.
And this is the weird part - Anna is a really genuine (and pretty) girl. But she is not suited for this hobby. She has a killer body, and she will attract many punters as a result (like me). But they won't repeat, because Anna won't provide anything approaching an experience that most punters will want or will want to repeat. By all means get your hands on that lovely size 8 bod, and enjoy Anna's sense of humour and chit-chat, but there are very many others out there. As a result, and despite the fact that I liked Anna, and I did indeed like getting my hands on her lovely body, I cannot recommend her to others.