No. 110301 - Published 18 Aug 2012
Review of Lisa of London
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Shabby small studio flat. Entrance off side street near Victoria station. Safeish area.
Had to pass through small kitchen with drying laundry.
Large bed in tiny part of the studio. Bright lights on full. Untidy.
The shower room was tiny and grotty, damp and wet. Nothing at all nice about the venue.
Not the girl on the website by a huge margin - even though I asked twice when booking.
Lisa was a plain girl, aged 25 ish, body was average. Not enhanced.
Having been on two 'tantric massage' calls this week (first ever), this was as I believe you call , 'bait & switch'. The website is absolutely superb; it said everything I wanted and seemed honest and clear. It could not have been further from the truth.
The texts exchanged using the number from the site were pleasant. I asked about confirming the girl would be the one shown and also agreed that CIM was available, at discretion, to finish.
Like a deer in the headlights I went in and thought I'd give it a go. Surely the girl would be amazing and all the issues with the place irrelevant. I dealt with the paperwork and was a friendly as I could be. How wrong I was.
Poor Lisa. She clearly did not wish to be there. After a quick shower having been handed a damp towel "I just washed them" and she had a cold (nice). Bright lights on.
Nice back massage but the same motion for 30 mins. Left to blow her nose. A brief use of body but very clinical. Very little lotion applied and when I asked for more, I could hear her squeezing the life out of several bottles and I am sure at one point I saw some kids skin lotion.
Turned over after 30 mins. Refused to use her body "I have had a bad experience". Fierce up and down (rub and tug almost) on the old boy. No 'lingam' massage techniques whatsoever, nothing at all like the description on the website services at all.
Then, towards the end - and I really couldn't wait to leave - I asked about the CIM that was agreed. 'I don't do that" - I explained the text and she proceeded to tell me that her 'booker' had misled her and me. Old boy now not interested.
A vague OWO but insisted I tell her when I was near. I quickly finished and hurried to leave amid a slew of apologies, I showed her the texts which she complained about, and walked out kicking myself for being so naive.
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