Review of Juana of Peachy Escorts - Simply The Best!, London

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A rather pleasant, compact house in Victoria area. A 10 minute walk from St James tube station. the front entrance did feel a bit exposed and i was left waiting there a bit too long, but it is a safe, quiet area so no big problems.

Juana is not quite as perfect as her photos would suggest. Her main fault was that one of her teeth seemed to be rotten, black or missing,it might have been dental bling, I tried not to pay too much attention to it but it was difficult to avoid. She also looked a bit tired. I didn't get to see her curves, so I cant comment on her body...

At first Juana despite her dental faults seemed ok, so I chose to stay. I payed my ?200 for ninety minutes, she then asked if I would like to pay an extra ?100 for a duo, I declined the offer. I took a quick shower, on my return she immediately opened up a condom and rubberd me up, even though I was not yet 'excited'. Then followed some rather half hearted oral.
When I had contacted the agency to book a girl I was told that Juana was a fun girl, happy to please. This is far from accurate. I asked Juana if she kissed, her reply was "No", I asked if we could shower together, once again it was "NO", all this despite the agencies assurances that these services were available. Juana seemed remote, lacking in charm and passion with no wish to make any physical contact or entertain.
After only about 15 minutes with Juana it was obvious that she was far from being the 'hot' girl described by the agency. The encounter was simply not progressing, it was just tedious, her oral technique somehow made oral boring and nothing else was on offer. It was clear that 90 minutes with her would not be a fun experience, so I dressed and began to leave.
Before I left I contacted the agency who apologised and offered me a ?100 refund and ?50 off my next appointment (it wont be with Juana that's for sure). So ?50 for about 20 minutes of nothing, avoid this girl...
In the end I took up my discounted offer with Anya, who I have met twice before, she is everything I would wish for, fun, sexy, spontaneous and very naughty....why did i even bother with Juana??? !!