No. 110696 - Published 22 Sep 2012
Review of Joana of London
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The perfect escort flat. Secluded, quiet area; it even had its own patio. A nice light bedroom.
Blonde eastern european. Tall and pale skin. Busty. Might have been attractive if she had smiled once. She wore black bra and pants with some kind of slip over the top. She reeked of nicotine.
A complete disaster! The worst punt I've ever had.
Started with her taking what felt like an age to answer the door and she greeted me without a smile. Then having handed over the dosh I was instructed (with all the warmth of Siberia) to "Relax!". She proceeded directly to covered oral - no chat, no caress, no kiss, no striptease, nothing - without asking me what I wanted and when after one minute nothing had happened her attitude went from frosty to grumpy and before long, sulky and argumentative. My way is typically to let the girl set the pace, and never have I met someone so clueless as to how to put a punter at his ease. I couldn't get her to understand that an escort charging ?150.00 p/h has to be hospitable and typically offer a gfe. She didn't agree. I decided to leave and so began an argument as I politely requested my money and she refused to refund me. I left after only five minutes, called the agency and the upshot was twenty minutes later I got ?50 back from a now stone-faced Joana; she kept the hundred for one minute of oral and five minutes of agro.
The most unwelcoming and inconsiderate companion imaginable. Avoid her!
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