No. 111031 - Published 18 Oct 2012
Review of Bella Blue of London
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Room in a large chain hotel close to the A10. The room was perfectly fine and had a king size bed. You don't need to go past reception but I wish I'd asked them for directions... the rooms are very poorly signed from the central courtyard.
She's a reasonably well-known UK porn star with lots of hardcore roles on her CV. I only knew this from what she said on her profile though... I'm not well up on porn and didn't know who she was. Bella Blue is not her porn actress name, by the way, nor is it the name she uses when she works in Central London.
She has long blonde hair (which remained tied up throughout our meeting) enormous enhanced boobs, several large tattoos and a very pretty face with a touch of both Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie about her. Not my usual slender waif-like type, but undeniably attractive.
"Bella" was very pleasant and friendly and happy to chat on any subject. We got on very well. However, once things got going it was apparent that quite a lot of her advertised services were not available. She justified this by saying she wasn't charging her normal London prices, which she said were "up to ?500" for "a girl of my calibre". I had paid ?150 for an hour.
Apart from a line stating that she does not include anal for this price, there was no clue to these restrictions on her profile, and she still calls her service a "genuine porn star experience". Well she's a genuine porn star, but I didn't get the experience I expected.
She seems to have dropped her hourly rate from ?250 to ?150 while working away from her normal location in Kensington/Chelsea.
She wouldn't tell me her porn star name. "Sorry, I don't reveal it on these lower price bookings... doesn't look good if someone reveals it on a forum," she said. It took me 10 minutes of Google image searching to find her afterwards and she's done some good stuff - I recognised her BJ technique at once in the video I saw. But I'll respect her wishes and won't reveal her actress name here.
Services she did give me:
A very nice massage, leading to intimate fondling. Uncovered oral which was very good indeed, among the best I've ever had. Cowgirl, missionary and doggie sex but, crucially for less than two minutes each. She was determined that penetration had to be very brief, and she ended the doggie on the grounds that I was "a big boy" and she was not comfortable. Well it's true that she'd given me a stonker of an erection, but it's only ever 6ins long and averagely wide. I've just seen her take one nearly twice that big on tube8.com!
The following services were not on offer, despite being listed on her profile when I made the booking:
French kissing. Any kind of attention to her face and head were unwelcome and touching her hair was a definite no-no. Reverse oral ? I asked for 69 and she said she didn't do it on her lower-price bookings. Anal play/prostate massage ??same answer. Coming more than once in the hour ? same answer (I would have booked for only 30mins if I had known that in advance). I'd like to have rimmed her too (also listed in her services) but it seemed pointless to ask in the face of the other refusals.
What slightly rescued this booking were the facts that:
a) She's very bright and breezy and wasn't at all rude in the way she closed my options down.
b) I went with the flow and didn't protest at the exclusions. That would have just soured the atmosphere.
c) She gives an expert and energetic sloppy blow job with lots of spitting and horny eye contact. Maybe it was even worth ?150 for a long-lasting BJ as eye-wateringly good as that.
The main reason for this less-than-glowing write-up is that she is advertising services that she won't provide while she's slumming it out in sticks, and I don't think that's fair. Then there's the very limited time allowed for actual sex. And the fact that once I'd come (into her mouth from below, so it all dribbled back out rather erotically) there was nothing else on offer apart from lying there and chatting.
We did that for nearly 10 minutes afterwards, but I was still in the room for only 45 minutes. I did get a lot of enjoyment out of the blow-job she gave me, but I don't want to meet "Bella Blue" again on the same terms.
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