No. 111648 - Published 8 Dec 2012
How is it you can jump on an underground train at Westminster ? arguably the centre of the western world ? and 35 minutes later emerge, blinking into the light, slap bang in the middle of the crap fest that is Walthamstow? Extraordinary. And as for Walthamstow High Street - surely there must be a limit to how much fried chicken a chap an eat? And how many mobile phone accessories he can buy? And bets he might want to place? And things that he might want to buy for a pound?
Calm down, Mr P. Inna?s flat is just behind the main drag, up some scary outside stairs. tatty but fit for purpose.
This punt followed my recent modus operandum to a ?T?. Three weeks of frantically 'bashing the bishop', and pondering my AW options, before plumping for this young lady on the spur of the moment, because she is cheap, young and looked to have a significant pair of boobs. And then afterwards, rather regretting the whole thing, and wishing I?d waited another three weeks and booked someone like Paris for twice the price.
A ?curates egg? of a punt ? good in parts. She is my type ? youthful, quite slim and busty. I was a bit pissed, a bit stubbly and probably sporting ?fag ash? breath, which might have been a factor, but I didn?t feel particularly loved. Her blow job went on and on, and from all sorts of ?porn style? angles (?can you just?.put your head?over the edge of the bed..?) but it was a bit toothy and frantic. Odd, open mouthed snogging technique. A decent, athletic fuck, though not particularly responsive. Endless applications of lubricant, which was a bit of a passion killer.
I could recommend Inna ? she?s keen, has lots of fans on AW, and she let me come in her mouth, which was quite hot - but I won?t be back, so I?m not going to. There ? I did it. There will be a red ?no? in my recommendations column. Harsh, but I?m getting increasingly grumpy the more I do this.
But then...but then...I did decide on the tube back that I am a terribly demanding punter. You ladies can?t win with me. As my visits to you are shrouded in guilt, if you don?t manage to really turn me on from the start, with a mysterious combination of looks and attitude which we shall call ?The Allure?, I tend to go off the boil pretty quickly. So i have changed my rating. I won't be going back, but she can have my recommendation. Big Woop!