Review of Lauren of The Retreat, Manchester

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The Retreat is a knock shop on The Barlow Moor road in Chorlton. It's easy to find, set around the corner, at the end of a parade of shops. This was my first (and last I suspect) time here, as I'd contacted Lauren through her purple site page, and had no idea that she was working as a parlour girl at this place. I genuinely thought I was going to see an Indie. I didn't think much of the place, it was a bit tatty and threadbare, especially in the bedroom, although there was a mirror on the ceiling. The loo was one of those stainless steel indestructible ones, like you're liable to find in the roughest pubs! When I went downstairs on my way out, there was a male geezer there, which I found uncomfortable, and they were discussing bareback anal. Like I said, a quality place.

She's got a fine figure on her, a slim mid twenties lass, and she was wearing a pink nurses uniform. She's got a long, thin face, and her teeth are long as well, a bit "rodent" like. When I spoke to her on the phone I could hear that she had a blocked nose, which didn't sound sexy, I should've taken that as a signal not to go ahead.

Her blocked nose turned out to be "a heavy chest infection", which was her reason for such terrible blow job technique. She really shouldn't have been working if this was the case. Her oral technique lacked involvement of the toungue or any saliva whatsoever, and was just a rapid up and down motion. She kept on trying to wank me off, and I had to ask her a few times to stop. I suspect that she just wanted to get me out of there as soon as possible. When I asked if she was in a hurry, she complained and said that I've "got two cums in the hour". I didn't stay the hour, I think I was probably only 30 minutes. I had been taken in by her ?70 for 30 minutes, or ?80 for 60 minutes offer, and I think we're all keen a bargain these days. Other local establishments charge ?60 (not ?70) for half an hour, and I've had bad punts at Sandys which were miles better than my experience with Lauren. With Sandys and Karmasutragirls so close by, I won't be returning to The Retreat. There were other negatives, but I don't see much point in making a long list of them here.