Review of Bonnie of Kelly's Angels, Swindon

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Central Swindon. Park in Brunel, 5 mins walk. 2 bed house, old terraced, fairly discreet.

Mid-length ash blondehair , 5'5', slim, but no spring chicken, maybe late thrties, 40plus. Nice tits, completely shaven pussy.

Well, with only enough dough for a quality shag or two workouts with the Manchester road scrubbers old PW reasoned that to last him a while a massage parlour was more likely to give him the satisfaction he required. With only ?70 in my pocket I wanted my money's worth, so sorry guys, rather than checking out the newer ladies in the area, I opted for that 'scruffy place' (thanks for that Alex, lol), Kelly's. Hell you know what it's like. There is nothing worse than shelling out a small fortune for a boring old covered BJ and a mediocre shag is there ? So, after making sure the lamentable Breeze wasn't on,I got a 11am appointment and was greeted at the door by Bonnie herself. Didn't see the other lady on duty, which was a shame. Bonnie looks the professional. Nursey-style outfit, stocking and suspenders, if that's your taste (I can't say it's mine). Up to the main bedroom (not the one with the creaky bed thank god), which was old but clean enough. As I said Bonnie is class, the best of a bad bunch, so it's said, and whether my reputation counted for anything I don't know, but Bonnie gave me a fine tit massage, tongues the lot. Loads of kissing followed with full RO , which is great as Bonnie is fully shaved. She 'came' several times, real or acted hell who cares ? The final screw was great, shame it was covered. End game. Bloody good - I was knackered afterwards. Ok. PW's advice ? Go here, make damn sure you get Bonnie especially if you have never been before. BUT remember, Bonnie is special guys, what she (and Suzie) do sets the standard for the rest. And the rest, quite frankly, are way behind in VFM and eroticism and that's a sad fact. Get arsey guys....with these girls doing BBBJ's, and getting close to gf sex, make the others match 'em, then maybe we will stop getting ripped off ! PS. To all those who have asked.....yes Suzie IS back and yes she IS setting up again with staff....this month I heard, with special rates too, start saving......and yes Bernie is moving too, hey we got competition here, just what this dump needs ! Keep those e-mails coming, i'll try to reply to all if I can....and post your experiences in here, we CAN make a difference.......I send the reviews, good and bad, to the madams..cos I know 'em and they WANT and NEED feedback.