Review of Yasmin of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Annabella's. Situated in a busy 3 story townhouse opposite John Lewis in Central MK. Plentiful parking. Anonymous. Rooms clean and pleasant but the beds have all seen plenty of action, so there's not much give in the mattresses!

A very pretty fine featured asian woman (my guess is Pakistani origins) with a sensational 34GG (enhanced) bust, which looks and feels great. Very soft skin, few tatts here and there, great full-lipped pussy. Site pics are accurate

"Right, I'm off for a pee. Get your clothes off then" - an unorthodox start to a punt.
When Yasmin returned, she was keen to show off her spectacular rack, but mysteriously even keener to find out all about me and my job and my preferred punting habits and how my work patterns affect my ability to punt etc etc. This went on for some 15 minutes before I said "are we going to have sex or what then?"
At the top of the punt I had made it clear what I like - DFK, plenty of kissing, RO, OWO, A. First hurdle, Yasmin says "I don't do A, I never have. It hurts too much".
When you travel 200 miles for a shag you prepare well; I had called Divas on Wednesday to make absolutely sure that Yasmin (who was working Divas on Wednesday) does A. The maid even asked her whilst I was on the line and I heard Yasmin say yes (she has a very distinct E. Mids accent) in the background.
So I'm 15 minutes in, not really getting kissed that much. When I try to kiss Yasmin she responds briefly, but keeps breaking off to ask more yet more inane questions about the trivialities of my life. So I think "Fuck it. I'll go down on her. That'll shut her up"
I did. It worked. She "orgasmed" after about 15 minutes (I'm not kidding) of "yeah, yeah, that's the place, just like that, oh yeah, keep doing that, little to the left....etc etc".
"Now for my reward" I think. "Will you suck my cock?" - "Yes" says Yasmin "but you have to wear a condom. I only do OWO with regulars"...
The rest of the punt was predictably awful. I won't bore you all with the details.

Throughout Yasmin referred to "how busy it is here in Milton Keynes" and "they don't even book us in enough time to eat or drink between punts". Yasmin did indeed have a packed diary; she outlined it for me in some detail at 3.15pm whilst I sat on the bed (on MY time) staring at my neglected, floppy cock.
Yasmin clearly doesn't cope well with the pace of life at Annabella's (she told me she likes doing 2 girl jobs "'cos you can talk a lot and you don't have to work as hard"). She kept coming back to how busy and tired she was. The extensive chatting about my job and life wasn't a diligent WG getting to know her client, it was stalling. Plus, there were still 10 mins on the meter (appointment was 2.30, but Yasmin didn't get to the room until 2.35) when she packed up as she had a 3.30 and she had to "get the room straight before I see the next guy"

Verdict: Avoid like the plague. Yeah she's hot, yeah she has great boobs and a great pussy, but all the chat was I suspect just a stalling tactic, because Yasmin can't stand the pace of back to back punters. She's also on what Divas describes in FR 12991 as "a final warning", presumably for behaviour like this. I got on well with Yasmin. I really liked her as a person, so its not a case of "not clicking" with the girl - I just wanted her to do her job professionally.
Also Annabella's - it disingenuous for you or DD to say that girls do A or OWO on your sites and on the phones when they clearly don't.
Cost of punt £120. Cost of fuel to get to punt £85, Hours driving there and back: 8 - a total waste of money which has ruined a 'treat" weekend trip to MK.