Review of Roxy of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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As always, probably the nicest location of any such establishment I've visited with a highly private entrance and free parking

I was thoroughly enthused when I saw Roxy as I first came in. I had booked her as she was the only masseuse available. To be honest, I had not been that excited by her pictures, but I can say, even by my high standards, she is very pretty - slim without being skinny and a face that really lights up.

I've been to ego a couple of times before and had great experiences, but this was another level. Perhaps I just fancied Roxy a bit more than I had the other girls I'd had sessions with, perhaps she's just particularly skilled at building a rapport and giving a great massage, perhaps I'd just had a particularly rubbish day, or perhaps it's a mixture of all of these.

Roxy really managed to put me at ease very quickly, pretty much from the moment she walked in to the room. I felt like I was chatting to a friend from the outset, rather than the excruciating small talk I've had in some situations. She seems pretty intelligent and cultured which definitely impressed me as that's a massive turn-on of mine, more-so than looks. Honestly, she strikes me as a very cool person you could chat to for a very long time.

The massage was top notch, really worked the parts of my back that needed working, definitely did the job. She was doing things that I'd never felt before, to the point where I had to ask! I was feeling all sorts of unexpected sensations down my back. I went off to my happy place, that's for sure.

Things definitely got especially happy at the end with the single best HR I have ever had, one of the top 10 finishes I have had in my life. This girl is a fucking magician.

Anyway, although it was a good amount of time and was completely unrushed, I regretted not having longer. Next time, an hour, minimum, with a head massage too I reckon.

I shall never stray from ego again! The standard simply can't be matched!