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No. 113470 - Published 11 May 2013

Review of Helen of Milton Keynes

Details of Visit
Author:Vorian The Geek
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sat 11 May 2013 11:30AM
Duration of Visit:2 Hours
Amount Paid:520

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The Premises
Located in a exclusive part of central Milton Keynes. The MK Hub has a large number of recently built apartment blocks which all overlook a delightful plaza with a number of restaurants and bars a great place to spent time. I used to live in one of these apartments a couple of years ago and it is one of the gems of Milton Keynes, needless to say very safe and clean. Parking is easy as a local Sainsburys provide parking for 500 cars, it always has spaces available totally free secure parking for upto three hours just drive in and out no tickets needed, then you are only five minutes walk away. As there are hundreds of apartments and multiple entrances totally discreet and no one will take a second glance at you. Guided by Rachel(Helens Maid/PA) who will stay on the phone with you until you have passed the coded door and are totally comfortable with directions. Then into a spotless lift and well lit clean corridors. The flat itself is quite fairly described as luxury again spotless, light and fresh with modern decoration and facilities. Helen prides herself on providing a safe and comfortable environment and certainly achieves this on all counts.
The Lady
Helen quite frankly is a very good looking woman the photos on her web site are recent and totally accurate (No photoshop used here) tall, well toned she obviously looks after herself physically as she has a body to die for. Helen is very well spoken,intelligent and able to converse about various subjects. However it is Helen's personality which raises her from simply an attractive woman to a stunning woman she has real poise and grace.

Scarlet has no personal web site but again stunning slightly shorter than Helen with larger breasts but again well toned with all the curves in the right places her long luscious hair is a real highlight and I found her to have a real spark that I can't nail down in words but it was really sexy. Again Scarlet is well spoken with a slightly husky voice which is a real turn on. They made a fantastic pairing really complementing each other physically and personality wise.
The Story
Please be aware this is not your normal field report, regular punters know what they are doing, what they are looking for and probably won't bother to read this long report. However I am writing this for all you geeks out there who having being thinking about spending time with a lady but are either too nervous or don't have the courage to take that next step and make that phone call. You might have been researching and reading for years maybe about escorts. Reading a field report about some poor person who got ripped off, using that as one of many excuses why not to call. Well guys that was me until 8 weeks ago. I completed the research, procrastinated made excuses, but then in a moment of clarity made that call, my only regret is not doing it years sooner.

I can only hope that if just one person like me, finds this report helpful and it gives them the courage to make that booking then I will have done a good thing today.

About 8 weeks ago I used the contact box on Helen's website. I explained I was very nervous and this was a first for me. I received a very nice email within a couple of days reassuring me that I would be well looked after, explaining clearly date, time, price and a request for me to telephone to speak to Helen. This phone call is o she can get a feel for you and to ensure you are not a time waster. I spoke on the phone to Rachel as Helen was unavailable, Rachel is Helen's maid/PA who will deal with nuts and bolts of the booking. Rachel is an extremely nice lady who knows exactly why you are calling so no embarrassment and does her utmost to reassure you that you will be well looked after. Rachel is very experienced and has a radar that will spot timewasters or unpleasant/unsafe men a mile off. As long as you are polite and respectful she will happily confirm your booking then I just had to call an hour before to confirm and get some directions.

Please do not be put off by Helen's website or other field reports, yes she is well known for her Domination services and in all honesty some of the field reports make my eyes water. However if thats not your thing (Or even if it is) then she also offers a great GFE or a mix of the both if a cocktail is want you want.

Clear communication is key a brief email if you require something special (ie a certain way for her to dress) will alway be answered within a few days don't leave it to the day as you will be wasting both your times. Also please read Helen's website carefully she is very open minded and won't be shocked but has the right to set boundaries which should be respected at all times, simply No A-levels and No smacking her at all or anything similar. Do not disrespect her by asking, this lady responds to politeness and manners and if you behave correctly you will reap the rewards. Your personal hygiene is key, I'm sure you will have done the research like me but a clean and fresh body is essential. I am 39 overweight and going bald but am able to confidently present myself as well groomed and clean. Remember clean short nails and make sure you clean well under the old boys hood if you still have one.

So to my first time with Helen in all honesty I can't remember much about what happened as it was WOW a bit overwhelming, however I can remember that knowing it was my first time Helen took her time to explain everything to me and made me feel relaxed, confident and under no pressure she took the lead and the DFK was out of this world, a real favorite of mine, also she has fantastic oral skills. I left feeling 10 feet tall. My only regret (because of my shyness) was not communicating fully about what I wanted to do, remember Helen is not a mind reader.

I was determined that my communication would be improved at our next meeting a few weeks later and hence I sent Helen an email with a request for a fantasy/roleplay I wished to try out. Again she responded prior and on the day was spot on. I was more confident this time and knowing what to expect practically. I asked for a sexy secretary look and again WOW all my dreams came true,(Helen maintains a large collection of outfits. She was perfect and showed off her acting skills, absolutely amazing time felt 20 ft tall, best experience I have ever had until today.

Duo with Helen and Scarlet, what man doesn't have a dream being with two women together at the same time on his bucket list, well my friends I can now tick that one off. Spoke to Helen last time about taking my fantasy to the next level and she suggested a duo booking with herself and Scarlet. Now their time and companionship for two hours is not an insignificant expenditure but how much is a dream come true worth. Also you can only buy so many BSG blu-ray box sets and movie quality replica lightsabers (three at last count). Today was without doubt the best time of my life if I got knocked over by a bus tomorrow I would be knocking on heavens gates with a big grin on my face.

Let me be perfectly clear, this is a full-on duo, Helen and Scarlet are good friends and have great chemistry this is a fully interactive experience. No half hearted quick lick of the tits. Heavy full on DFK with each other, they totally committed to my roleplay fantasy, passionate oral on each other, toys on each other plus everything else I wanted in between. I cannot recommend enough what I experienced today they are so passionate with each other that I was just blown away. Tell me something better than have two beautiful women DFK each other millimeters from the end of your cock. If you want to see two women pretending to enjoy each other sexually then look elsewhere. If you want the real thing then Helen and Scarlet are the ones for you. Personality wise they really fit well, Helen slightly more dominant over Scarlet who is slightly more demure. Really ticks all the boxes for a duo fantasy. I left today feeling 50ft tall, when I got home a homeless man in the street asked me for £1 so he could get something to eat. I felt so good, I gave him £20 and told him to "Pass it on".

That's what I hope this report might do for someone, this is my Pass it on. I honestly feel blessed with todays experience. I am a nerd, a geek who is too shy and lacking in confidence to talk to women but I am a good kind person who treats people with respect. I try to be a decent human being and today I feel Karma, the Universe or whatever else you believe in has paid me back today.

Have a brave heart, make that phone call it's much easier than you think and the rewards are wow out of this world. Treat these ladies with the respect they deserve and you will be a better more confident person for it. See Helen on her own or even better eventually with Scarlet as well and you will not be disappointed.

PS Helen is also a big SciFi fan she even collects movie based replica swords, could she be any cooler I really can't see how, I just hope she can find that Gold Bikini Princess Leia or the Lara Croft costumes she's been looking for. We Nerds and Geeks should get together and make her the Empress of the Galaxy or something like that LOL. I swear to you that this is totally true.

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