Review of Wendy of Central Massage, Bristol

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It was my first (and last) visit to Central Massage. I liked the area and the fact that the basic prices were displayed in the foyer before you actually entered the parlour. A voucher from a local paper gave a £5 discount over the normal price of £45. The room itself was of adequate size with a double bed and a shower but LOOKED as if it hadn't been cleaned for ages; old sponges lying in the shower tray, a damp patch on the bed (of what I am unsure) covered by a towel and so on. The lights were dim and kept going off leading Wendy to have to re set them.

When I arrived and rang the bell the door was opened by Wendy, a short lady hardly 5 feet tall, and aged 27. She was wearing a small red bikini and is a foreign lady of uncertain race; her English was not good. She was very slim with small breasts. She claimed to have been in the business for three years and had recently arrived in Bristol from London where she had also worked in parlours.

Normally at these places you often get a choice of three or four girls but here Wendy answered the door and she was the one I got - no chance to choose anyone else and not sure if other staff were there. The "massage" was a joke, a few seconds at best, then five minutes of oral (her on me) followed by five minutes of full sex (all with condom). I asked for more oral but she said it was "extra", I'd had my time. I wanted to play with her pussy - another "extra", I thought about oral on her (£20 extra). Needless to say I went without all this. She finished me off by hand and then showered - I had my shower and was effectively "booted out" after my 20 minutes. I was not made to feel welcomed by her. In fairness it was my first visit and she is only one girl but it was a bad "first impression" and I will not be returning.