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No. 114339 - Published 9 Aug 2013

Review of Michelle of Slough

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Thu 8 Aug 2013 1500
Duration of Visit:45
Amount Paid:120

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:Independent Babes - click to view profile in a new window
Notes:Formerly known as Attractions Massage. This agency has been found to have passed off stock model photos as their escorts.
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The Premises
Rundown detached house in a grim estate. The bathroom was so grim I didn't stay for a shower.
The Lady
Tallish very attractive Russian girl with "A" cup boobs (not the advertised C, not even a B)
The Story
This was a spur of the moment walk-in punt after a severe disappointment at Surrey Gems (I was treated so appallingly by their proprietor that I will never even consider going back).
I lived in Moscow for a while in the mid naughties, so I'm used to girls like Michelle - tall, wIllowy, beautiful. I'm also used to their approach to sex - solemn, humourless, no fun allowed here chaps. She also had her sensitive clit routine completely nailed as well. Oh she'll let you do RO, but she won't let you enjoy it.
Just about everything about this punt was mechanical. Maybe we didn't click, I dunno but it was all disappointingly sub-par. Apart from (hold the front page) a truly sensational blowjob. Even this was delivered in a detached way, like she was challenging herself, like she was on the sexual putting green before the match gets underway, trying to outdo herself as a personal challenge. Michelle could suck a golf ball though a garden hose though, believe me.
For that reason and that reason alone I'm not rating this a 'NO', but Christ was she close
Such a rubbish day all round for yours truly that I am now considering giving up punting for good :-((