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No. 114634 - Published 11 Sep 2013

Review of Ilona of Central London,Holborn

Details of Visit
Author:Feral Spigot
Location 2:Leicester Square
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Sat 31 Aug 2013 11am
Duration of Visit:85 mins
Amount Paid:280

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The Premises
Very upmarket flat
The Lady
Extremely attractive, exactly as in her website
The Story
This visit started great but went gradually down hill. I had decided to see Ilona because her feedback painted a picture of someone who enjoyed spontaneous raunchy down to earth sex and who got at least some pleasure from what she does. I actually wanted a threesome with Ilona and Roxxy, but fortunately decided to see just Ilona before investing the big bucks. We began with some very passionate kissing, at which Ilona is very very good indeed, accompanied by my slowly divesting Ilona of her clothes. At this point I really thought that a fiery session of good earthy sex was going to develop, but then came a question that I dread “What do you want to do”. No doubt many guys like to present a list of moves which are carried out methodically, but unfortunately that’s a big turn off for me, so I said that I preferred to just go with the flow. Due to a combination of advanced age and memories of some great past experiences, the little fella throws a sulk at anything less than the highly erotic. For example, mutual disrobing is a real turn on for me but that didn’t happen. I don’t like to go into great detail, but what followed was all instigated by me and consequently I was able to maintain only a modest stiffy. I had paid for ninety minutes because I need that long to get in round two, but the extra half hour was money wasted. Round one ended after about forty five minutes at which time Ilona leapt from the bed and out of the room, presumably to the bathroom. Back in the days of bare back, that would have been normal for obvious reasons, but I’ve never known it to happen after protected sex. When Ilana returned she sat on the edge of the bed, in retrospect she was giving a clear message that she didn’t want to continue, but stupidly I thought it was her way of unwinding with a chat between sessions. After about half an hour of discussing trivia it became clear that she wasn’t up for anymore and presumably wanted me gone.
Only the previous week I spent two mind blowing hours with Charlotte of London, who in my opinion is the gold standard by which all others are measured. I only ever see three ladies (sadly not at the same time) with whom I know I will enjoy an intensely erotic session, but as one of them has retired I thought Ilona would be the perfect substitute. I went away recollecting how Charlotte expertly resurrects the little fella for a head spinning round two and cursing myself for not choosing her for this visit.
In fairness to Ilona, she can’t be expected to click with every guy and I’m sure she would be great with guys under say 45 or who are prepared to take the lead all of the time and that is the only reason I’m recommending her.
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