Review of JJ & Poppy of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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It seemed like a safe place to me. The massage room was clean with a nice and calm atmosphere. and there was a small en-suite shower hidden in one corner.

JJ & Poppy both are stunning ladies with %100 natural bodies. I think it's needless to describe them when you can check the photos on the site's twitter feed. Those photos are accurate %100. However, for those things which you can't see in the photos. Poppy has a beautiful face and calm & soothing nature. JJ has a daring eye with a charming nature, and can be wild & lusty at times.
Perfect match in my opinion, complementing each other in physical attributes and in personality.
Personally, I felt more emotionally attached to JJ, and more sexually attracted to Poppy.

Well, It was my first time to try a sensual/naturist massage.
I mainly went for the two-girl-four-Hands special massage because I couldn't decided which one of the ladies is right for me. It was an interesting concept to try but I wasn't sure it'll work out well with two. I thought in the worst case scenario, it could be a messy & chaotic experience with no coordination or synergy between the two masseuses. Or I won't get enough attention from each lady as a opposed to one-on-one massage. But it turned out that none of my fears were true. The ladies worked well together very professionally as if every one of their actions was synchronized. And I felt that I was at the center of their attention at all times.

Now, for the actual experience:
I arrived 15 min late to my appointment, because I stupidly missed my train stop. I was annoyed but it was completely my fault after all. Anyway, the nice lady who opened the door for me guided me to the massage room in the first floor. and offered my a drink while waiting. She told me that the ladies were ready and were waiting for me.

Few minutes later, the two stunning ladies entered the room. "Oh, you're here & we were looking for you" JJ said that as she entered. Her charming nature captured me the moment she walked into the room. I'm not a talkative person but I felt at ease talking to her. Then, I apologized for being late, as I said it was my fault. Both girls greeted me with a handshake and a kiss, I felt a bit awkward, as I'm not used for that kind of greetings where I came from. JJ went on and ask me if it was my first time here. I replied that it was my first time in massage parlours in general. Then she explained to me what's going to happen, as she showed me a list of options. I picked the body-to-body extra, I came all the way here for something naughty after all.

As she started to undress her clothes, she told me it's a naturist massage so all of us will be completely nude here, and encouraged me to do the same. If you're shy, don't worry we won't look while you take off. then both turned facing the wall. once I took off my t-shirt, and she said "oh, looking good". Lol, she lied but I didn't mind it, it was an encouraging remark. Mind you I didn't stare at their naked body yet either. Perhaps my shyness prevented me as usual, but that helped to keep one last surprise for me at the end.

I was asked to lie face down on the massage bed, and relax my body. I can't say that I was able to relax yet, more likely I was tense in anticipation for how it's going to feel. JJ took the left side of the bed and Poppy on the right. They started with gentle running fingers on my legs and thighs. Poppy had distinct & satisfyingly warm touch. JJ had light & distinctly smooth touch, more like a gentle feather running on. That's how I thought I'm going to track their fingers, however at the end my body felt numb a bit at some point and I couldn't differentiate between the two touches toward the end. Then, JJ switched place toward my head side of the bed, while Poppy remained on her place taking care of my lower body. I felt that JJ was more expert with some techniques, especially in using her finger nails. She used her nails to run around my back, neck and shoulders, and sometimes beyond. Her nails were leaving a trail of tickling sensation behind them wherever the go. She was running softly on my skin as if she was drawing a piece of art with her fingers, using my body as the canvas.

After some time, they switched places again, Poppy took my head side. and JJ got on top of my back. She was extremely light, I barely felt her. but her touches got heavier & more intimate this time. Her soft and smooth body rubbing on my body was so arousing. She blew some air in my ear like a whisper. I felt the warmth of that air as if it was directly transmitted into my mind through my ear, giving me some satisfying pleasure. Her voice tone changed to lower & sexier whisper, more or less like pleasure moans. Poppy got a little playful and massaged JJ & teased her a bit. I couldn't see that by myself as my face was still down, but the image on my head was so erotic. Another switch happened, as it was Poppy turn for the B2B massage.

Poppy got more weight on her body assets obviously, so I felt her noticeably heavier than JJ. Incredible body, but the key feature was how warm and cozy her body felt. The moment she leant on me and I felt her breast, I felt so overwhelmed by her warmth. Her boobs were so soft, way softer than I had imagined when pressed on my back, while covering more surface area of my bare skin. For the most part, she performed similar techniques to JJ but with a bit of her unique identity.

Finally, I was asked to turn around and lay on my back. This was the part which I had been waiting for, and it was ,undeniably, the most fun part. Sorry, I wouldn't go into much fine details here, I'm afraid to sound too vulgar. I'll just mention the key points here:-
- The girls noticed that I was shacking, and they immediately thought that I was still nervous from being with them. While it was true to some extent, but I think I've passed that stage way back. It was a cold night and the oil on my body made me feel colder that's all. Luckily, the girls turned on the heater for me. So my suggestion for you is to ask for the heater as soon as you feel cold.
- This time I was allowed to interact with the ladies, and massage them back. I was a bit shy but they encouraged me. The interesting part, that each girl taught me where to place my hands to tease the other girl body. It was fun and we had some laughs with that, and it was quite informative for me as well.
- JJ had very slim & smooth body, and noticeably perky bums. I have to admit that my hands were visiting that particular area of her most of the time. Her breast were a bit tiny but soft with the most sensitive erect nipples I ever touched. That made me realize something that I always over looked, that a natural breasts ,whatever the size, are %100 better than enhanced ones.
- Poppy body on the other hand was remarkably curvy. Her body looked like a sculpture of a mythological goddess, representing the most optimal feminine body proportion. Her large breast were as soft as a piece of cotton but they had good tension on the skin around which hold them into great and perky shape. I had to mention ,again, that her body was satisfyingly warm for me since I was a bit cold, which was a good excuse to take as much body heat from her as I can.
- The girls where quite expert and professional in what they were doing, but they also showed a higher level of expertise I wasn't expecting to see. Both of them had the ability to use eye language and facial expression to communicate with me. In a sense, they were able to comfort my body and my soul as well, or at least that's what I felt. I'm usually allergic to faked or forced smile, but they had amazingly convinced me that they were so sincere and genuine, although I knew it was all an act.
- JJ often brought her face near me, just about 2 inches away from my face ,where I can almost feel her lovely breath on my lips, and she looked directly into my eyes while giving me a lusty smile. I think I could read her eyes saying "I want you so much, baby". She gave me an incredibly feeling and confidence I don't think I can describe accurately here. Yes , baby I'm all yours, that was the first response which came on my mind but I never said, of course.
- Poppy often do the same, but her eyes & smiles were telling me something different, "do you feel good baby, I'm really glad that you do" or something along that which suits her calm & soothing nature. Perhaps I'm reading to much into their act or fantasizing to much, but I had to mention that in this review at least.


The happy ending:
I was planning to hold of as much as I can on this part just to prolong the time. However, I wasn't expecting that the girls will come up with a counter strategy to bring my down quicker. JJ was taking care of the happy ending, while Poppy was smothering my face with her beautiful, soft breasts. I couldn't hold as much as I hoped, I was attacked on my weakness side by Poppy, and JJ squeezed every pits of me with her experienced masseuse's hand.

just like what Loops wrote on his review, I have never experienced an orgasm where my fingers and my face tingled. It was the most intense orgasm I ever had where every cell of my body ,from the tip of my head to my little toes, were releasing energy. But it wasn't just the intensity, it was also the longest orgasm I ever had. I could estimate that it was 2 or 3 times longer than my usual orgasms. Another thing worth mentioning that my recovery phase after orgasm could be shorter, in fact I felt more energized afterward and hopped into the shower directly which was made ready for me.


My recommendations:
If you want to choose only one of the ladies..
- If your main goal is to release the tension and stress out of your shoulders with massage, go with JJ. She will give you a great basic massage with her experienced hands and cheer you up as well. and I'm sure you won't be disappointed with her b2b massaging techniques.
- If your main goal is the b2b massage, go with Poppy. She has great body and pacifying spirit. and I'm sure you won't be disappointed with her basic massaging techniques either.
- For me it has to be both of them. The complete experience is just better with both, as I mentioned earlier they complement each other.

One more thing I'd like to mention, though it's not directly related to the actual experience, but I think it's relative enough to mention. The next day when I went to work, my co-worker said that I looked different, like a total different person, what happened to you. I have no idea how did she notice, but truth to be told I felt different indeed. Of course I had to come up with quick excuse, without mentioning the naughty night. I'm just trying to say here that the effect of this experience has some long lasting therapeutic effect on the soul more than just an orgasm.