No. 115291 - Published 18 Nov 2013
Review of Honey of Milton Keynes
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One of the standard MK apartments the likes of Annabella's (and HoD) have operatored out of for years.
Curvy, buxom blond that I would say is bigger and not as glamorous as the photos suggest. Seemed friendly enough.
A totally under whelming experience all round I'm afraid and quite frankly a bit of a disappointment.
I seemed to be hanging about the room for a while waiting for Honey to turn up. I hate this, but give Honey the be benefit of the doubt and she was finishing off a punt.
I'm semi retired from punting these days and partake fairly infrequently. When I do I try to do as much background research as possible. Having read the write-ups and some of her reports I was expecting great things. However, what I got wasn't as advertised.
I've been around the punting block, so understand the score - services at the discretion, etc. However, I also know when a girl is going through the motions and clearly wants to get you finished asap.
No FK (no kissing at all), in fact positively avoided. Warp speed OWO with plenty of requests to move on to fucking (usually a sign of rushing), extremely brief reverse O and I had to keep asking her to slow down on the oral before the inevitable happened. Still lots of time left (probably more than half the appointment), but absolutely not chance of a second pop.
I guess I just wasn't her type, but that's what separates the likes of Honey from the top WGs. Maybe I'm not her type, but all things being equal the level of service needs to be consistent across the board.
I hate it when I leave a punt with the feeling I wish I'd rather not bothered and had a wank instead. That was my feeling after my appointment with Honey, so I did what I should have done in the first place and got a 30 main appointment with Carmella. Totally different ball game and a top WG.
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