No. 115413 - Published 30 Nov 2013
Adequate for purpose, although nowhere near as nice as the place they have in South Kensington. There is also no waiting area, inconvenient for punters who want to warm up a bit before their appointment when it's cold outside.
Nice enough body, about 5'6, slim, nice shaped natural breasts. Similar to photos on site, although I must say they do look "polished up" to me. Face not so great, and not shown on any of her photos. She did however, look like the real, untouched photos of her on the HOD Twitter feed.
Having read the previous positive reviews on this girls I was expecting to enjoy this session, but sadly I was underwhelmed and disappointed. Normally girls from this place provide a good service and VFM compared to competitors, I have had good sessions with Tina, Parissa, Elise and Missy in the past, but this encounter was anything but "divine".
I would describe her approach as cold, clinical, mechanical, perfunctory, and passion-less. There is nothing worse than an extensive list of doe't do this or that thing that plenty of other WGs in the same place allow, and even worse when they become apparent only after the cash has been handed over. A real passion-killer. She really did go through the motions, and came across as nervous and ill at ease with herself. I note that she is leaving the industry soon so I can only guess that her passion and enthusiasm for the job has just gone.
We agreed that FK, OWO and RO were to be allowed, (as stated on the website) and then things got off on the wrong foot when she accused me of under-paying her by £10, I politely asked her to check again, and in actual fact I had paid the full amount. I got ready for OWO, at which point she thoroughly wiped me down with a tissue for a few minutes, and then proceeded to inspect my penis like she was a doctor. A real thorough examination. Eventually she was satisfied and took me in her mouth, but I must admit my passion was starting to fade after this. She did lick my balls and shaft of my penis, which was the best point, and I got hard. I asked for sex, and got into position ready for doggy style. She decided to lay on her back and proclaim "I DON'T DO DOGGY STYLE". I was gobsmacked. She must be the only WG in the world that doesn't do this. If she had told me this before I paid the cash I would have left there and then. It is a perfectly reasonable request. I got over my shock and proceeded in mish, kissing her neck and face, and being granted FK. It was this point she instructed me not to touch her hair. By this point I was feeling very awkward and was totally weirded out by her. Her lubed-up pussy did feel nice though, and I came. This must be the only time she smiled throughout the whole encounter, ie happy that the sex was over.
I decided to pleasure her in the hope she would start to relax and enjoy herself. I went for RO, and went to rub her clit. She then declared I was not allowed to touch her pussy with my hands, inside or out. Again I was shocked. I proceeded with my tongue. After a few minutes she got up and left the room for a good few minutes. I was left there twiddling my thumbs, by now starting to feel like a prize mug. She came back and declared that I felt hot, she had decided I had a temperature and I was no longer allowed to kiss or lick her anywhere on her body. My mouth was to be kept as far as possible from her. I was embarrassed to reluctantly have to explain that I had taken a pill to aid my performance and this was why I was possibly hot, although I just felt I was naturally warm, and you would expect being a WG she would realise people get hot after sex, that's why people say things like "hot sex". I am a fit guy with a strong heart that pumps my blood well. I was not ill at all on the day, and 2 days later I am absolutely fine. Please note that up to that point she had been happy to provide FK and let me kiss her body, and obviously had sex with me in mish, rubbing our bodies together, so I will let you judge how ill I must have appeared or felt prior to that point.
By that point I had actually had enough and wanted to leave. I felt so uncomfortable and awkward that when she came back to revive my penis for the second round, it just wasn't happening for me at all, and note I had had help for this.
I guess the moral of this story is to avoid girls that are leaving the industry. Their motivation to satisfy customers will be down as there is no need for repeat business. From my experience she is totally not suited to this work, feels very uncomfortable doing it, and should do something else, maybe in the medical industry?