Review of Lisa of Xenia Parlour, Birmingham

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From the outside the initial impression was good. Access from a private carpark (Pay & Display 50p per hour)and reception seemed acceptable. 2 girls were available and I chose Lisa the taller and least tattooed of the 2.
From there it all went downhill. I was taken through into a back passage and up some stairs to a sort of scruffy partially carpeted lounge area off which were several rooms.Bare fluorescent lighting illuminating dirty walls and a general air of disuse.
The room itself had a bed with a thin mattress -every spring could be felt. Covered with a dirty sheet. No clean towel even. Pillow smelt of stale sweat.
I nearly left there and then but I had paid my money and clearly was not going to get it back.
Not recommended -AVOID!

Lisa had a good slim figure - small breasts but I like them that way. About 5 ft 10 tall. Light brown hair and part shaved pussy - a bit prickly!

She was happy to strip straight away but her massage was very poor. She had clearly been told that she must never kiss and get the condom on even before she had given me an erection. She was of Eastern European origin and spoke little or no English. There was no subtlety and she lacked any sensuality. Her oral was adequate and no more - I was glad to be out of there and felt ripped off. She did her best but that was not good enough for me.