No. 118154 - Published 7 Oct 2014
Absolutely without doubt the worst punt in a parlour to date.
Arrived early, but checked the time on my phone before switching off just prior to Elise entering the room. She arrived bang on half past. Some brief pleasantries ensued before she asked me what I wanted. The conversation quickly turned to the subject of money (extras), asking me if I was aware of them, which I was. She then decided to inform me of a whole list of activities which were NOT on the agenda i.e. fingering, rimming, touching feet (I like girls feet) and so on. Worse still, she then informed me that I was 'too big' and that there is a disclaimer on her profile stating that she is extremely tight. I'm sat here whilst writing this, looking at said profile and there is NOTHING along those lines in it.
Anyway, she declared her profficiency at oral sex and proceeded to demonstrate her technique. I can't say I was overly impressed, I could feel her teeth and she was handling me too rough. We attempted penetration, with her on top, but this was just painful for me, as my schlong just wasn't going in. I'm not sure what to make of this - Vaginas stretch, and I'm not monstrous, so I was perplexed at this apparent inability to accomodate me.
Off came the condom and a bit more oral which drifted rather quickly to a rough hand job. I decided to take matters in hand, and resigned myself to just wanking over her sparse boobs. I must've been pleasuring myself for all of 3 minutes when she informed me that there was only a couple of minutes left! What? She called matters to an end and I showered. I didn't want to look at her let alone speak as I felt I'd been robbed. There was no point raising the issue, so I just paid and went.
Upon exiting, I checked the time, and it was ten to the hour, so clearly when factoring a shower and getting dressed, I 'enjoyed' the sum total of 15 minutes for £60. Absolutely scandalous, compared to some of the punts I've had here and elsewhere. I think vaginal sex is, generally speaking, accepted as a given in this line of work. This girl doesn't seem to agree, so unless you have a pencil penis, don't bother with her. I wholeheartedly recommend people not to see this girl.