Review of Sharon of Bubbles Escorts, London

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Very slim, very attractive. Website pictures slightly flatter her and there is airbrushing, as her tattoos have been removed for a start. But a very attractive girl with not an ounce of fat on her. Small breasts. Perhaps a bit over made up in person, and with her hair up the black roots of dyed hair very visible. Loved her arse and her perfectly flat tummy.

Have wanted to see this girl for a while given her good reviews on the bubbles website. It seemed the most reviews (by far) of all the girls working there.

She turns up, wants me to meet her at the entrance of my block, so I come down in my socks to the very front door, which is not ideal from a discretion point of view, but there you go. My neighbours probably all know I see escorts by now.

Sharon has amazing long legs, is very attractive. Just slim, toned and fit. Dressed totally like an escort. Be nice to not draw so much attention. Anyway, I regret to say her attractiveness ends with her looks and her figure.

She asked how long I wanted to see her for. I had cash for two hours ready, but I said let’s just start with an hour. So we are sitting on the couch, I normally like to have a chat and at least get some form of connection going, but after a couple of minutes she says let’s go to the bedroom. She digs around in her bag for her “stuff”, I put the lights on, and she gets undressed sort of semi sexily, and gets me to get naked. I was hoping for a bit of cuddling, bit of kissing. I wanted to put my hands all over her body!

But when I tried, first my hands were too cold, and after I warmed them up she clearly did not want to be touched any more than necessary. Asked her to take her stockings off which she did not want to as said it was cold (my room was 24C and anything but cold – she just could not be bothered to waste more time!).

It was straight into blow job. I said can’t we cuddle and she said later. So she starts to give me a covered BJ, which I have to say is OK, although hard to get too turned on with someone that is so business-like. After a minute or two of this, her phone (which is next to her on the bed!) dings (text I guess), so she breaks off to deal with whatever it is. Bit rude. After she gets me semi hard, she says time for sex? I say can’t we cuddle for a bit - I think I did get my mouth on one breast for a few seconds but then she said I should lie down, and we need to push on. Even though I know there is loads of time.

So, her on top. Quite pleasant. She makes a load of fake noises tries to pump me but no way I am going to climax that quickly. After a while she is on a mission so she says let’s do doggy. I said can’t I go on top, but no, she wants doggy. So we do, and I have to say she does have an amazing arse. She is pumping me furiously whilst I am just relaxing there smiling thinking – “this ain’t going to work”. I sort of enjoyed her thinking it was, so let her go on with her fake noises and pumping me hard for a while. It was enjoyable though.

After she started to get tired I suggest I go on top. And clearly, she did not want my body touching hers. There’s a first. She actually put her hands on top of her tummy to stop mine touching hers. It was almost laughable. Eventually she said I best get a move on and come soon as time was ticking. We weren’t even half an hour in and I knew it. Anyway, by this time I figured it would be good having her out my flat as she so clearly was not making any effort other than to try and get out asap.

So we did standing doggy, which was quite enjoyable. Thankfully she has got a sexy body and eventually I managed to come. She gave me some wipes to clean up myself. Put her clothes back on. If she went into the bathroom it was brief. And she was back in my lounge ringing her driver to be picked up after only 20 mins I reckon. Funnily, he was off delivering another girl, so she asked if she could hang in my flat for another 5 minutes. She sat on my couch, with me opposite, texting people and not making any effort to talk. She was out certainly in less than 30 mins.

In all my years of punting I don’t think I have met a girl who was quite as cold and rude as Sharon. Perhaps if I had pulled out £400 instead of £120 I would have got a different experience. I think she reflects badly on escorts and the agency in particular. After a relationship gone sour, this was my first punt for 18 months. Did not encourage me to go back to this agency who I have previously used for years. If I got an experience like that with someone with good reviews, one wonders what I would have got from a girl with no reviews. All in all, the sort of punt you dread, and shows the best looks and body in the world are worth nothing without some warmth and enthusiasm.