Review of Ariana of House of Divine, London

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Receptionist great as always, clear directions sent in advance, short walking distance from Victoria station. Room big enough for the bed and a mirror, no chair for your clothes but a coffee table is present, with a little improvisation you can work things out so your clothes aren't the floor.

Construction work is taking place literally next door, seems busy/complex enough to last for a while, several workers milling around. Probably not paying much attention about men walking in and out every half an hour next door, but there was constant construction noise and shouting coming from the street.

Sweet, polite Romanian girl, not as toned body as per HODs pictures (or the more honest Twitter for that matter), cellulite on thighs, natural chest, best asset - ass, looks great in doggy and the mirror.

Walked in, pleasantries exchanged, general smalltalk about the weather (improvement from previous reports as she seemed less talkative). She was quick to remove her lingerie and welcome me to the bed, no interest indicated in teasing or mutual undressing from her. Massage offered, no thanks, not here for that, will see a professional if I want to.

A handful of light pecks - nothing to categorise as kissing. OW or OWO choice giving (which was a nice consideration, although I sensed that she hoped for OW - the less demanding and cleaner choice to deal with I presume). OWO was bad, she licked the head with her pierced tongue in such a soft manner that I couldn't feel anything, with some encouragement she started engaging more but even that was disappointing, she got her lips around my head and moved them from side to side. Advertised as 'deep throat' on HOD's page? I don't think so. Let's do something else babe…

She was responsive in RO, legs spread, eyes closed, in some other world I presume. The only mouth work she did -after the chat at the beginning and the disappointing OWO- was to subtly moan even when I barely touched her, seemed automatic, mechanical.

Moved to Doggy, where she did look great with that busty ass and seemed quiet involved, more moaning, more movement, varied thrusts, now it was more interesting. Cowgirl was similar where she was engaging, not in the GFE or PSE way where there's plenty attention paid to you by the girl i.e. passionate kissing, eye contact, hair pulling etc. but more in the sense of 'I'll do it fast so he comes quick and gets out the door'.

No eye contact during the whole engagement, just quick glances, probably to check if I'm not asleep. Nor was there any more kissing, unless I've mentioned it, and even then it didn't change from that initial pecking crap.

Finished off, was given some wipes to clean myself, dressed up and left. Not someone I would see again considering a handful of better girls are still available i.e. Chloe, Sarah, Roxy. Although some are moving into independent work and if I can pay the same for their independent service I don't see any need for HOD at all.