Review of Lilly of Sexy Asian Escorts No 1 Asian Agency Since 2009, London

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Clean basement flat within easy reach of Paddington and Bayswater tube

Attractive petite Thai lady

I'd read a few sketchy reviews for Lilly and wondered if she was worth the punt, but being an eternal optimist I reckoned she would like me, and we would enjoy a lovely 2 hours together and a positive review for Lilly would follow.
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She answered the door to me looking very unglam, rather disinterested and either bored or tired. Not a good sign, I should've had it on my toes there and then.........BUT, an optimist remember!!!
Having sorted out the paperwork Lilly asked if I would like to shower, much to her displeasure I opted for a joint bath.
Things went from bad to worse now.

Once in the bath I leaned forward to kiss Lilly, only for her to shut her lips firmly and recoil. Oh well I'm sure things would get better once we were on the bed.
WRONG!!!!!!!

She laid down on the bed and I proceeded to give her light oral....sadly Lilly placed the palm of her hand on my forehead to keep me at a distance so I gave up and asked if she would give me oral.She did.....but made sure I felt her teeth grating against me. I may as well have had a wank with a wire brush and a sheet of sand paper.

After an hour I told her that I would leave because she didn't seem very happy. "Why?" She asked, " I've done everything for you!"
Really? No GFE or kissing, no sex, reluctant two way oral and all that with Thai lady that looked extremely plain and unsexy. Good job I wasn't expecting A level.

I'm no oil painting, but Lilly left me feeling rather ugly and a little bit down. I noticed another punter received similar treatment the following day, but was lucky enough to get a refund for the 2nd hour he had paid for. Possibly I should've asked but I just wanted to get out of the flat as quickly as possible.

Maybe it was a bad weekend for Lilly for one reason or another, but I would advise any punters to think twice about handing over your hard earned.........it really ain't worth risking which Lilly you're going to get.