Review of Shakira of Hot Busty London Escorts, London

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Typical two bedroom flat about 5 minutes walk from Paddington. I think the area is very safe so no problems in that regard.

Face is much more round, and of course slightly more plain, in real life than in the photos where she has quite elfin features. Nice slim body with small breasts. Her arse is firm and her stomach is flat and toned. In fact, she looks almost Chinese with the round face and the slanted eyes although she states she is Romanian/Italian. Claims to be 19 and you could probably believe it. About 5ft 5 height dress size somewhere between 6 and 8.

It started off OK as she was friendly, but she met me in a dressing gown so not great presentation. Her weirdly accented English made her sound more Chinese than East European. So OW, sex in two positions for what I assumed to be round one. Wouldn't take a massage from me so she gave me one instead and it wasn't bad. Wouldn't really get near me after the massage which I found a bit odd. The reason why soon to become more apparent.
25/30 mins into the meeting I indicate I would like another round to be met with "one hour, one fuck". Apparently she'd seen six other clients that day and her pussy was sore. I said that's not my problem but she kept repeating the same phrase. So I said give me a blowjob. She said she didn't understand so I said "oral". Once again she (probably pretended) she didn't understand. I wasn't going to go to the level of pantomiming the act for her. She's a prostitute and has never heard the term blowjob - not sure how that is possible.
I said her service was rubbish but she said that this is normal with her regulars (this is the term she used so she knows more English than she is letting on) - sex once and then talk. I told her that her English is, apparently, non existence so why would I want to talk to her? Then I couldn't be bothered to continue arguing as she pretended she couldn't really understand a word so I had a shower, used as much of the various soaps and gels left in the bathroom as possible as a hollow victory, and left with at least 15 mins to go.
Waste of money. Do not visit unless oen pop experiences with a girl with no English is your thing.