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No. 121621 - Published 9 Dec 2015

Review of Alice of Birmingham

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Wed 2 Dec 2015 5:30
Duration of Visit:60 Minutes
Amount Paid:100

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AW Profile ID:3221908
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The Premises
A very safe location in the city centre, the apartment itself was clean and well maintained. The bathroom was well stocked with toiletries, and the shower provided copious hot water. The bedroom was also very clean with the bed well made and comfortable.
The Lady
Alice is as per the photos in her profile ... medium height, blonde with a very good looking body. She is the woman you would expect to see from her profile - no complaints there. She's probably older than her stated age of 23 .... I'd estimate her to be in her late twenties.
The Story
This was my worst punt for quite some time, which really surprised me because this woman came well recommended from punters on another forum, which just goes to show how low some punters set the bar when visiting escorts that just don't deliver upon their promises.

Don't get me wrong, Alice is a good looking girl with a tight and tidy body, but for me that's no longer enough ..... if I'm deliberately misled, then for me that's unacceptable, no matter how good looking an escort looks on the end of my cock.

So what's the story ?? .... well I arranged to see Alice on Monday evening having been struck by the photos on her profile, what she claimed to offer, and by the favourable reports of her on the other punting forum. The comms were excellent for the 5:30pm appointment .... I asked her to wear black stockings, she agreed.

I made my way to the post code supplied when we agreed the time .... but at 5:15pm she texted me to say that she couldn't make the appointment because she was "stuck out of town" and wouldn't be available until 7pm. This was disappointing at such short notice .... but these thing happen in this game so I rearranged for the same time on Wednesday.

Come Wednesday and again at 5:15pm Alice's texted me again to say that the electricity had run out of tokens and she had to pop out to the shop to buy some more ..... by the time she had done that, and had changed and got ready it was 5:45pm before I entered her apartment having again asked her to dress in black stockings, to which she readily agreed.

On finally meeting inside of the apartment she looked attractive, just like her photos, and very bubbly. I asked for a shower, and because she wasn't wearing the black stockings I reminded her about them once again .... she agreed to change into them while I showered.

Alice's English by the way, is excellent with a detectable US accent, so she is fully comfortable conversing in fluent English.

I returned from the bathroom to find Alice still not wearing the agreed black stockings ..... I gave up .... why not just say that she didn't have them if she didn't like to wear them ?? Infuriating !!!

I was booked in for an hour, and it was from that point that a programme of blatant time wasting began .... starting by incessant talking about anything and everything .... now I don't mind a "getting to know you chat" to start things off, but Alice took it to the ultimate extreme going on and on about life, the universe, and everything ..... and to make things even worse, she just wouldn't listen, ignoring any comment I happened to make by carrying on with her constant and senseless jibber-jabber.

Eventually, about 20 minutes later her dress came off revealing some awesome tits - like I said, she has a great body. She then insisted on giving me a massage ..... resulting in more time wasting, as the massage was not worthy of the name lasting a good 15 minutes .... eventually I turned over and she proceeded to furiously wank my cock quite roughly .... I stopped her saying I didn't pay for hand relief and to get on with some oral.

I then tried to kiss her, but she wouldn't allow me anywhere near her lips .... despite DFK being listed on her enjoys list.

She grabbed a condom to give me oral .... I said that I wanted it without a condom .... Alice then said that would be £20 extra ..... no mention of extras on her profile.

When she did take me between her lips, she didn't get much further down than just past the tip .... and so much for Deep Throat then.

Oral lasted just a few minutes before on went the condom and she jumped on board with cowgirl ... and to be fair to Alice she was quite good at this .... but I wasn't going to let her have a quick win with this, so hung on in there making her work a little before she got bored by jumping off and again roughly wanking me off while still in the condom ..... which summed up the whole sorry encounter to be honest.

In summary then, Alice is a nice looking woman, with a bubbly personality, but that's where the good stuff ends ...... after that the meeting became noticeable for her not dressing as agreed .... her constantly inane yapping .... her blatant use of time wasting tactics .... and her deliberately not delivering on her profile promises of DFK, OWO, and Deep Throat ..... and I could probably predict that CIM would be off the agenda as well.

In short, Alice would be quite happy if you turned up, handed her the cash plus a substantial tip, and left immediately ..... If you hesitated to leave, she would possibly deign to offer up a rapid tug so long as it didn't last more than 30 seconds, and you kept a conform on it so you didn't make a mess on her hand .... the over precious darling that she is.

Avoid her ..... save your hard earned cash - she's not worth it ..... there's a lot better out there.
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