No. 122105 - Published 4 Mar 2016
Upstairs flat above shops on main road, about 5 mins walk from Notting Hill tube. Doorway serves several flats and is anonymous.
The massage room is small warm and clean, with a single massage table, and low key Asian music playing. The bathroom is immaculate, facilities new and clean with abundant hot water.
Thai, mid-thirties, about 5' tall, plumpish, not particularly sexy, average looks/shape.
Suzy has 2 similar profiles on Adultwork, in one she is 26, in the other 29. I'd put her at mid-thirties. She was welcoming enough when I arrived, but does not speak very good English. The place was spotless, and I felt safe and relaxed. I paid her 60 for an hour of massage and hand relief (that is about all she offers) plus 20 extra for prostate massage. She wanted an extra 20 to take her clothes off (as she states on her profile) but I declined as I didn't find her especially attractive, knew I would be spending most of my time lying face down, and considered I had already paid enough for a massage and hand job.
I lay on the massage table and she got to work on my back. I don't really get Thai massage - I don't find anything erotic about all that forceful pressing and stretching, and in the past have just asked the masseuse to cut to the chase, but this time I decided to go along with it,try to get the full experience. Suzy was very good, and struck me that she knew what she was doing. Although it wasn't an erotic experience I did feel my muscles and joints had had a good workout. After about 20 minutes I turned over - she gave a few long strokes over my body, glancing her hands over my dick and balls, which, after all the waiting, made me instantly hard. I said I was ready to cum, she made a half-hearted stab at my arsehole with one finger and took my cock clumsily with her other hand and I shot my load. She wiped my chest with a tissue and immediately said I should have a shower now.
Since I'd barely finished my orgasm I waved her away and said 'in a minute'. She went off to the shower, ran it for a minute or two, then returned and gestured me again to the shower. This time I dragged myself up and went into the shower.
Standing under the hot water I started to feel a bit resentful about how I was being rushed, what I'd paid for and what I'd actually received. I couldn't believe nearly an hour had passed. It's hard to challenge someone when you've just cum, but I decided I had to. So once I'd dressed and returned to the massage room - where Suzy was on her iphone to some friends in Thailand - I asked her how long we'd had. She pointed to the clock, showed where the hands had been when we'd started and where they were now - exactly 28 minutes. Even though I'd paid for an hour I decided not to press it, as it seemed as though she really believed I'd only wanted half an hour.
So I mentioned the fact that I'd paid an extra 20 for prostate massage and not received it. At first she said yes, she'd done it, referring to the hopeless non-penetrating, ten-second poke she'd given my arsehole as I came. I said there was no way that qualified as prostate massage, so she changed tack and said it was because I came too quickly. I pointed out that she'd had ample opportunity to do it when I was lying face down, and she said would I like 10 pounds back? I said I thought really I should have 20 pounds back, but she disappeared into another room and returned with a ten pound note, and as I hadn't the energy to argue further I took it and left.
When I got home I checked her prices on her profile: 1/2hour 40; 1hour 60
To summarise: premises very clean, good (though not erotic) Thai massage. Everything else pretty rubbish if not a rip-off.