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No. 122118 - Published 4 Mar 2016

Review of Esme of Milton Keynes

Details of Visit
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Fri 4 Mar 2016 12:30
Duration of Visit:30 Minutes
Amount Paid:60

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Details of Service Provider
Profile Name:MKE Finest - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Easy parking, smart and clean room.
The Lady
Blond, slim, tall, various tattoos that are blurred out in photos.
The Story
Does NOT provide the advertised services.

I booked Esme as she looked a nice girl from the candid photos, and was not disappointed to see her in person. Introductions and paperwork out of the way, started to get to know one another. Hmm, although kissing is on the list of services, every attempt was met with a cheek. Ok, not great, but not a deal-breaker.

Esme then starts to go down for oral, and is instantly tearing open a condom packet and sticking it on. Hang on a second, your profile says OWO? Although there was clearly a basic understanding of English during introductions, suddenly it is "I no speak English".

Since she is already engaged at the task in hand, it seems a bit late to do anything about it, so I think I will make the most of it, even though OW does little for me. So I try again to explain. Again "I no speak English".

Well after less than a minute of reasonable OW she is bored with that and goes to get on top. I ask and indicate she should carry on with the OW, but again "No understand". By this time I think 'fuck it', and I just let her get on with it.

10 minutes after walking in, I am walking out dressed.

So if you want the authentic EE, Romanian style understanding English when it is convenient and not when it isn't, and a sudden change in the advertised services available, then Esme is your girl.