Review of Amanda of London

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8/10: I met Amanda in a perfectly acceptable budget chain hotel in Fulham, about five minutes’ walk from the Underground station. It wasn’t a very large room (there was nowhere to put my clothes apart from an already cluttered chair) but there was a decent bed, so perfectly adequate for me.

The local pub was very friendly, but ultimately a dull and dreadful place to let the clock tick down! There is a bar in the hotel, which may have been a better choice had I known in advance.

Physical: 9/10: On a physical level Amanda is very close to my idea of a perfection. She is as true to her profile as any girl that I’ve ever met – very young (I would say her claimed age is genuine, although a 1994 Gemini would surely be 21 as I write this!) and extremely pretty. Amanda is very natural, with perfect youthful boobs, a beautiful waist and hips, and long silky flowing hair. She was evidently very freshly shaved when I met her, and was lightly and healthily bronzed with cute little tan lines.

Personality: 8/10: It’s very difficult to gauge this based on a single one-hour meeting, but Amanda came over as a sweet, intelligent and street-wise girl, albeit very inexperienced in the world of escorting. Her comm’s during the booking process by AW email and then texts were excellent – in fact they were among the best that I’ve ever experienced. In the flesh her English was better than she suggests, and we had no real problems understanding each other.

Services: 4/10: I truly regret that I cannot give a higher score, but it’s not as bad as it may seem as I am simply more demanding than the majority of reviewers. There were some highs, but too many disappointing lows - read on….

Amanda gave me her room number well in advance, and so there was no last-minute will she/won’t she hassle as per two of the disastrous appointments that I’ve had in the last month. In fact, she told me that I could come a little early, but my timetable was set and so I declined! When I arrived the huge open lobby of the hotel seemed to lack any security and so it was straight through very discreetly and into the lift.

I’d requested lingerie, which Amanda acknowledged by text, and she met me at the door to her room wearing a short satin robe over some nice lacy underwear. She finished this off with some oversized white fluffy slippers which I found comic rather than erotic! I think that we have different understanding of the term “lingerie”, but she looked good nonetheless.

After the offer of the shower, which I declined as it was not needed, Amanda was straight down to business – as soon as she had checked the cash she immediately stripped herself off completely and indicated for me to do the same. Not exactly GFE build-up stuff as I prefer a little cuddling and caressing first and then gradually undressing each other, but I didn’t complain!

Onto the bed and I gave Amanda an amateurish massage in order to get us relaxed and to explore and appreciate her wonderful body. I usually see signs that a girl enjoys this, but she remained very still and quiet and rarely opened her eyes to look at me. It became clear during this that any kissing beyond a very gentle peck on the lips was not allowed - FK is “at discretion” so I guess she found me unpleasant in some way.

I progressed to RO and she responded well to this on a physical level, but remained very passive and quite motionless apart from assertively resisting my gentle advances toward fingering anywhere in the “Y” – a lot of girls are uncomfortable with this and so it’s not really an issue for me.

Amanda suggested OWO and, after a quick scrub-up with wet-wipes she got down to it. Here I thought that her inexperience really showed as it was very mechanical and more of a hand job with my cock barely an inch in her mouth. We moved on to 69 mixed up with some face-sitting, which was an improvement as it is one of my favourite fore-plays!

After a struggle tearing the packet open it was on with a bright red condom (that was a first!), and into some straight sex. We all know the mechanics of that so no need to say much apart from the fact that she was particularly enjoyable in cowgirl as she wasn’t a “bouncer” (which I’m not a fan of) and was happy for me to grind into her deeply from below, which I am a fan of!

I had no idea of the time but thought that I’d better finish and so I requested the big CIM finish. After the rather poor OWO earlier my expectations were low, but she seemed to up her game and it was excellent – she kept my cock well in her mouth until I was absolutely finished and then stayed on the bed and noiselessly gobbed my essence into a couple of wet-wipes while I also cleaned myself up. A happy ending!

It did go seriously downhill after that – Amanda clearly thought her work was done and concentrated exclusively on her phone from then on – a real pet hate of mine. I checked the time and there was more than ten minutes to go, i.e. £25. Sexually I was finished but I expect a girl to give me her undivided attention until the end of my paid time.

Summary

This review may seem highly critical but I have tried to be constructive – for every negative, I’ve indicated how it could very easily be turned into a positive. Amanda told me, and I totally believe her, that she only started escorting a month ago and it was very clear that she lacks experience, not only of the little touches that help build up a client base of regular punters, but also of providing a totally satisfying sexual experience – maybe she needs to watch some more sensual porn?!

Unlike the vast majority of the escorts that I’ve met, I believe that Amanda is genuinely independent and motivated, and that she actually wrote her own profile. She does seem quite popular/busy already and so I would imagine that she will gain more proficiency very quickly should she make the effort, but even if she just relies on her youth and good looks, then she will probably do well.

I did plan to see Amanda in a few weeks as I would love to experience anal with her. At £120 plus £50 extra it would be over my usual maximum but, over the intervening week I've reconsidered - in essence she was a classic starfish and I think that I would be disappointed. I really need more than a pretty face and decent figure, especially at her prices.