Review of Parissa of House of Divine, London

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As described, convenient and discrete, not luxurious, no waiting area.

OK let's resolve this immediately, I don't know if there was a period in 2014 or so when Parissa was not in top shape. Some FR's say so, fine, it's possible. But in March 2016, she is absolutely rock hard. Not an ounce of un-needed fat on her. Anywhere. Arms are fitness model thin, stomach rippling, thighs, ass, and back are just preposterous. Seriously, whatever women's volleyball team wins the olympics this year will have half their team in worse shape than Parissa. She is astounding. Far better body in person than indicated in the pictures, because lots of people have photoshopped or out of date pictures like that and have an extra 5% body fat in real life. Not the case here, simply spectacular, and impossible to improve upon.

Good god she's tall. I'm six foot, and in her heels she was at least 3 inches taller than me. A first time for me with a physical specimen like this, on or off the clock, pretty got-damn exciting.

In addition to some bad reports on her being out of shape, she has been criticized on and off for having a bad attitude. I think the key is to stay within the narrow parameters of her profile, do not expect a gfe. The OWO was excellent, responded a bit in 69 but no histrionics (which was appreciated). Happily accepted CIM and kept working afterwards, got absolutely everything there was.

Before during, and after she was in a good mood, laughing, talking about visiting her dogs and family in Poland, asking about me and my life, genuinely engaged. No clock watching, we were just talking afterwards, and I broke it off when we were a couple minutes over.

Look, she is no swinging from the chandeliers galactico evil genius superfreak (like Pixie). But if you stay on the menu and are respectful/not deferential you will not be disappointed (one caveat - her profile does say mild dom and I am not sure she has the confidence to pull that off).

Even if she was not physically unparalleled she earns a positive review, but her body makes her someone you really should not miss, just stay in her comfort zone for best results.