No. 122801 - Published 25 Jun 2016
MKE's establishment near Milton Keynes roughly 20 minutes drive from MK. Good parking just outside, though a little busy over the weekend so leave enough time to wait for a space. I particularly appreciate the discreet entrance of this block, feels very safe and welcoming at the same time. Clean and well furbished interior, clean towels and good showers.
As usual the agency is ace, the booking was hassle free and took a minute, I had clear instructions and a response from them straight away. I really can't fault this agency syndicate - MKE, AnnabellaMK, HoD1+2 - at all. They always there to deliver, very much appreciate it thank you. Despite this negative review, I still highly recommend this agency, and I will still be visiting my old regulars.
Young Romanian girl with fair skin and blonde hair, she couldn't have been older than 21 and I would guess she is 19 as advertised. Petite frame, slim and slender just like the pictures without the minor airbrushing. A lovely captivating smile when she walked in, a breathtakingly beautiful and youthful face. Met me with a black outfit and heels which was a nice touch.
After reading the two previous brief and unhelpful reviews of Cora, I looked up any previous negative ones and alas, there were none, so I went ahead and took the plunge. As a passing note, I saw that she had provided a GFE to a previous client, I'm not sure what kind of girlfriend he has been seeing.
I was so taken aback by her looks I almost extended my booking! But as it follows the experience was overall disappointing, once again, empty good looks and physique means nothing without service. Within seconds I was asked to take all my clothes off and asked to lie on the bed, she may have mistook me as being shy or apprehensive, but I just find this sort of introduction boring. Once I lay down she took off her outfit straight away which again was simply uninspiring. I am keen on my before shower which I wasn't even offered, but on this occasion I found the experience so dull that I just wanted to finish off and leave already. She did offered a massage but as this was not a massage parlour I politely declined. She then put a condom without even trying to get me hard first, which just shows her inexperience. The next thing I knew was having the roughest covered oral I have ever endured. It was all very strange, in the blowjobs I have had, I slipped in and out of her mouth in deep wet smooth strokes. But for some reason Cora clamps down hard on the tip with her dry lips and teeth making it unbearably sore. There was no way I was getting hard with that and had to stop. Once I did manage to get the blood pumping we just moved on to the next part. To be fair, she is tight, but like all bad sex, she resorted to the funny dreaded leg move to stop me from entering properly, very unnatural and uncomfortable - I am sure all seasoned clients will be familiar with this heart sinking behaviour. Whilst in mish, I got a little close to her and she pushed me away saying 'don't lie on top of me'. I'm not a massive big fat sweaty man, and I certainly wasn't going to kiss her as she so clearly instructed, and most ladies don't mind this anyway! Once I got pushed away, I just lost all interest. Pretty much infuriated, I took a shower, got dressed and left with half an hour remaining.
Overall I think her downfall is her relentless, clinical, uptight obsession with control, and rushed, insipid, mechanical clockwork service.. I've not been faced with so much restrictions in my life. Right from the start, I almost thought I was at the dentists with all her wiping! The commercial sex market is getting competitive, at £120 an hour, and working at an upmarket establishment like MKE, I am expecting more than ordinary massage parlour service. If she refuses to provide services on par with her peers, she should consider working elsewhere. Cora's inexperience is likely the culprit and with luck she will grow into a lady and learn that it takes much more than spreading her legs with good looks to please a man.
Whilst I cannot say this is my worse experience it is close to rock bottom. Excuse me whilst I empty my blue balls.