No. 123059 - Published 18 Aug 2016
As per photos and stats on Agency Barracuda website; Brazilian lady, mid 20's, About 5'6 in height, long blonde hair (extensions), brown eyes, nice complexion, slim but curvy hourglass figure.
I booked Roberta for an hour to visit me at my hotel in Battersea area late Saturday evening, as I had my eye on her for some time, and she offered the services that I was looking for.
The booking process through Barracuda's receptionist was very easy and she had a good grasp of English. The lady was very friendly and dealt with my requirements (availability, dress request) quickly and efficiently. From the point of making the initial call to the point of Roberta arriving at my hotel room door was about an hour, so top marks there.
Roberta is a Brazilian lady who has a similar likeness to her photos displayed here. The descriptions stated on the site are correct. Overall, she is young and very good looking (face is very cute) and has a very good slim body, with curves in the right places. Only items which are fake on her are her breasts, which are enhanced, and her hair, which have extensions; Still, nothing to complain here. Her beauty, slim waist and, especially, her rear end are spectacular and a sight to behold; Nothing to worry about when you meet Roberta in person (as opposed to in most cases where the lady doesn't seem anything like her enhanced website photos). Roberta was wearing a red dress for my meeting; A lighter coloured red club type dress, but not the same one as I requested to the receptionist (the one displayed in the website photos). Still, she looked very sexy in it. Personality wise Roberta has a very sweet demeanour, but can't speak English very well.
After sorting out the money, toilet breaks, and drinks, we got down to foreplay and kissing. The French kissing didn't feel as deep, or as passionate, as I would have liked it, but was short and acceptable. I particularly enjoyed Roberta's body moves where she used her best asset (her rear end) to rub against me, as she was dancing with me in a night club. This got me hard in no time.
Onto the first round with OWO, with Roberta on her knees. Roberta's OWO didn't feel as deep or as passionate as I would have liked (or like I have experienced with other escorts) but felt decent enough. I decided to face fuck her to get deeper inside her mouth, and came as I did this. Roberta choked at this and then quickly ran off to the bathroom after I had finished, where she spent a good 3 - 5 minutes throwing up and cleaning up. This was quite a dampener and a disappointment as I wasn't expecting this; I was expecting Roberta to swallow, as per her service offerings on Barracuda website.
We then spent a good 15 minutes afterwards chatting in bed during recovery, before round 2. As mentioned earlier, Roberta has only been in this country for several months and only knows basic English.
Onto the second round where we began with more kissing, before Roberta moved down onto me for OWO again. This time I stopped her as soon as I got hard and requested to get on top of her for missionary sex. With missionary sex there were glimpses where she felt very nice and tight when she wrapped herself around me tightly. Though she didn't maintain that hold long enough for me and she kept shifting her body position during missionary which made me lose the sensation and excitement. I still eventually managed to ejaculate, but it was quite an effort where I was fully soaked in sweat afterwards; Not normally a case with other escorts I have experienced with.
Cleaned up, and then onto recovery again where I requested a massage. The massage started rather softly and lightly (almost ticklish) before it became more entertaining with Roberta giving me body to body massage on my back. This got me going again and I turned over to my front in hope to receive a similar treatment. No later than when I turned over, Roberta requested me that she should take a shower before she left. I checked my phone and realised I still had 15 minutes left with her. At this point I was fully prepared to write a negative review of Roberta. Roberta could actually sense the disappointment in my face, to such a point where she even questioned why I didn't seem pleased. I responded that I had the urge for a 3rd round and would be happy if she could relieve me before she left. Despite hesitating at first (she thought she would overshoot the hour and be in trouble with her agency) she stayed and relieved me by giving me OWO. Surprisingly, this effort of OWO by Roberta was a lot better than her first attempt, where she did go deeper on me this time. I didn't have much to give this time round and Roberta didn't even realise I had come; She carried on with OWO well after I came and I had to stop her.
Roberta then washed up, dressed and kissed me goodbye. I had a good grab of her irresistible rear end just as she left my hotel room. Total time spent 1 hour 10 minutes.
Very good looking lady.
Good and fit body.
That rear end of hers!
Sweet demeanour and attitude.
Quick and efficient organising.
Questionable service offerings.
No swallowing and a sense of disgust upon receiving CIM.
French kissing and OWO rather lacklustre and not feeling as deep, or passionate, as I have experienced with other escorts.
Not wearing the requested dress. Passed off with wearing a similar looking dress.
Rushed attitude and the need to finish on, or before, the set hour, despite being a higher priced escort.
Overall, an average rating from me. This report would have been a firm negative if it wasn't for the sweet demeanour and salvage effort by Roberta towards the end of my session with her, to make me feel completely satisfied before she left. I get the impression that Roberta is either inexperienced, or was generally uncomfortable being with me (probably because I am a dark skinned man). Hence, the lack of passion in French kissing, OWO and the disgust during CIM / no swallowing (despite it being advertised as being offered through Barracuda). It could may well be that with other Caucasian men she may not have such issues. Although, prior to handing my money over to her, I did ask Roberta if she would be comfortable being with me, which her response was 'yes'. Not a brilliant encounter, but not too bad either; Neutral from me.
August 2016 update: This review is now being marked down to a negative. This is not to do with the escort Roberta herself (my encounter with her was neutral, as stated above) but more to do with Agency Barracuda escort agency itself. On two occasions I have tried to submit this review on their website, despite marking it as a neutral experience (3 out of 5 stars). On neither occasion has this review been published on their website. It appears that Barracuda don't seem to like any form of criticism on their escorts. Amazingly, all of their other escorts appear to have a perfect 5 star rating (or near) from other clients who appeared to have visited them. They all also appear to have a very short summary, despite some of them having a lengthy 2 hours visit, with most reading 'amazing', 'fantastic', or the like. This is, frankly, quite hard to believe and does bring into question the authenticity of the reviews published on their website.