No. 123152 - Published 3 Sep 2016
Been to GFE several times now and always had a good experience (Candice and Nicole being particularly noteworthy). Until now. Hadn't booked and Britney was the only girl available when I arrived. She came out to meet me and my jaw nearly hit the floor. A Goddess! That was the high point. Was hoping for a GFE (that being the name of the establishment) but the session turned into a fairly mechanical punt with someone who didn't seem fully engaged. I know it's a business transaction, but it doesn't have to feel like one. For the first time ever at GFE, I was asked to pay up front. Fair enough, so I asked what extras were available (thinking I'd need to pay for those too). Embarrassing silence during which I began to feel like I'd asked the wrong question. Eventually established that she did CIM and rimming. I opted for the standard GFE and accepted a fairly perfunctory back massage with occasional knob-fondling before I turned over. No words, just a wet wipe briskly applied to the old John Thomas then down to OWO, which was good, not great. Britney then suggested I go down on her, an invitation which I enthusiastically accepted. This is the point where I quickly realized that either I'd lost my touch or we were just going through the motions. Carried on down below for several minutes with absolutely no reaction before the next item on the tick list was suggested. Condom time? I declined and carried on. Still nothing. Ok, condom time. I asked for cowgirl and she climbed aboard, rode me for about a minute, then suggested doggy. Ok, I was up for that and it proved to be very satisfactory. She started to respond and make encouraging noises. Trouble was, by now I was pretty fed up myself and wishing I'd gone elsewhere. In an attempt to rescue the situation, I decided to ask for the CIM option, but first, could I please rim that lovely arse of hers? No. She's ticklish. Happy to lick my hairy arse but not up for receiving. How about 69 to completion? No. She wouldn't be able to reach me in that position (no previous problems or refusals encountered in that regard). Fearful of another rejection, I didn't even broach the subject of kissing (which didn't happen once). Eventually went for the position she felt most comfortable in and got the required conclusion from the OWO (that bit I really did enjoy, to be fair). All over with time to spare. I calculated 15 minutes left, but the timepiece in her bag was consulted and it was declared to be 8. Did I want another massage? not really. How about a little cuddle, I suggested? No way. Far too warm for that. She did have a point but by then I knew it was time to give up and leave. An unsatisfactory experience, and definitely not a GFE. Won't stop me returning to the establishment, but I'll be wary of new girls with no feedback from now on.