Review of Kim of House of Divine, London

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Perfectly adequate basement flat near Victoria station.

No complaints here, pretty face, slim fit body, nice-sized pert breasts, about 5'7 tall.

A good escort knows that to be successful and get good reviews and repeat custom, you need to make the customer feel great about themselves, and above all be eager to please, like Tina, Angel and Elizabeth from this establishment. Just like anyone providing a professional service. Sadly, Kim does not understand this concept, and she makes little attempt to hide her underlying feeling of disgust and contempt for her customers. She thinks her looks alone are enough and she just has to make minimal effort. I can't see her lasting very long in this work, as she blatantly does not enjoy it. Or maybe she thinks she needs to be paid more to provide a good service, in which case she should join a pricier agency. I am not a bad looking guy, and was clean and respectful. I don't have these problems with other WGs.
Before she came into the room I heard her clearing her throat, bringing up phlegm, and farting, which was pretty off-putting. She must have done this behind the door, why not do it discreetly in the toilet? Anyhow when she walked in I forgave this as she was so beautiful. I asked if she french-kissed, or kissed on the mouth, to which she said no. This was fair enough as her profile didn't say she did it.
When the punt started she proceeded to just lie on the bed, and did absolutely NOTHING. To make matters worse, I went to kiss her face, and she pulled away saying "no no, face is mouth!" Utterly ridiculous, has anyone ever heard this logic from a WG?! Total passion-killer.
I proceeded to kissing her body and tits, getting no reaction from her at all. I then had to ask for OWO, to which she asked if I had just been for a wee, and after I said yes she pulled a disgusted face and wiped my cock. Total passion-killer.
The only time her lips touched me was during the OWO, she did not kiss me anywhere at all for the duration of the appointment. The OWO wasn't bad, she took a lot of my cock in, except for her trick of dribbling saliva on your cock, which is just a way to minimise contact with her mouth.
We then had sex in mish, doggy and cowgirl, to which she allowed deep penetration, although the fake, faintly sarcastic, moans were another passion-killer. Also, during mish, her arms laid by her side and no attempt was made to hold or caress me. Who has sex like this?!
After I came I proceeded on to some RO and rubbing her clit, to which she kept chiding me for my technique. She then started to show me how to do it, and wouldn't let me continue, as she supposedly came to an orgasm, although I didn't see her body shudder. This is another of her tricks to stop you touching her. Again another passion-killer.
We had sex again which was like pretty much like the first time. Her mood only seemed to brighten as I was getting dressed to leave, and she said "you should be happy, you had sex with a beautiful woman." Breathtaking arrogance, which only proves that she thinks she is too good-looking to provide a decent service. Well to be honest, there are better options than Kim, as you can find beautiful woman who provide a good service at this price.