Review of Vicky of House of Divine, London

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House of Devine 3 - Pimlico - good standard as per HOD venues

Skinny blonde with small pert breasts. Pretty, and young looking - website claims 23, which appears accurate. Matches her HOD photos - although looks much younger in person.

Friendly and chatty - however, the reason I put this as neutral is because of two points: 1. her profile claims GFE and FK as services offered. Although she provided eye contact, and some chit chat - the kissing was closed mouth only, even after I made it clear at the beginning of the punt that I was after a kiss heavy GFE.

If this is something that isn't offered, fine, but then take it off your profile. It wasn't me - because I was well groomed, and made sure my mouth was as clean as humanly possible.

and 2 - she only allowed me to change positions 4 times - and it's not even like I was asking for anything crazy. We went through missionary on bed, doggy on bed, then standing doggy on edge of bed, then missionary on edge of bed. At the end, my feet kept slipping on the carpet due to my socks, so I asked for a final change to proper doggy on bed - but she literally said "I'm not letting you fuck me anymore" - then ordered me to lie down - and proceeded to jerk me off. Now this could be due to inexperience - a more experienced lady might've been apologetic - "look sorry, your time is running out, maybe we should try something else" etc - but either way - this totally ruined it.

She was smiley and chatty again after we were done, but the damage to the punt had been done - and it was totally unnecessary.

Also - she came in 5-10mins late - and then attempted to rush me out on time - presumably to make up the time. This also contributed to this neutral rating. It's not my fault that she's running late!

Otherwise - she's a pretty young blonde, who makes pleasant enough conversation, and cracks the odd joke - some of which are clearly used often - but hey, it's a tough job. I still would've given a more positive rating if it hadn't been for points 1 and 2 above.