Review of Vicky of House of Divine, London

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As previously described.

This is how Vicky is described on her HoD profile: "Very pretty and petite young Spanish student here in London on her studies. Blonde hair gorgeous eyes with a very toned and lithe young body." I couldn't have described her any better. It also says that she's aged 23, dress size 8 and Spanish all of which seems entirely plausible.

I need to add for the record that Vicky speaks good English (probably more American than English) and is always immaculately clean all over.

I've seen Vicky more times than any other individual lady in my entire punting career. I don't often see someone more than once and very seldomly see anyone more than twice but I've lost count of the number of times that I've seen her - it's a lot more than 3 times. It's because she does something unexpected every time we meet which makes each session better than the one before. This, in association with her naturally kind, happy and bubbly disposition, is what keeps me going back.

I first met Vicky shortly after she started work at HoD and she made such an impression that I went back to see her a couple of months later. The improvement in her performance was enormous. When I asked her whether she will be as good if I were to see her a third time, she responded as quick as a flash "No! I will be much better." And she was to be proven right for this and also my subsequent visits. I was to learn that 30 minutes was in no way long enough to really enjoy myself with her and started booking longer appointments.

As always, I'm after a GFE and Vicky plays the girlfriend part to perfection. She always appears pleased to see me and demonstrates seemingly genuine concern for my wellbeing when I look overstressed through the demands of work. Her happy nature is infectious and our time together is punctuated by hilarity and frivolity. I could literally feel the stress melt away progressively during our time together enabling me to leave with a big smile on my face and feeling on top of the world.

The intimate aspects are exemplary. Not only does she enthusiastically provides the services listed on her profile which I'm after, she kisses exactly in the way I enjoy and pushes all the right buttons to fire me up and keep my hormones racing. She acknowledges that men need variety to stop them from getting bored and she is spot on.

In short, punts don't get much better.