Review of Roxy of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Easy to find, car park round back, as discreet as it is, I did find random people inside cars at the time of the visit, anyone local to the area would know you walking to the door or walking out. But is not open to public in that sense

The pics on Ego's website are photoshopped heavily, to start Roxy has a big tattoo on her back, not a biggie, also a dark skin patch on her left breast (more for validation then someone suggest this is a fake review as many other reviews seem to be). Certainly not a size 8 and more a 10 I would have said, certainly not tanned, more a pale skin.

I would have said if you passed her in the street she is not an eye opener or even remote. However hight is right and a natural bust.

I arrived at my designed time slot exacally at the door was met by Millie, nice and friendly. Was lead upstairs asked if I wanted a drink etc, in comes Roxy, introduces and we get the payment bit sorted and agree body to body. Undress and lay down, to start the massage head down.

Roxy starts the massage and I would describe it as poor as a actual massage, no pressure or technique used. Around 20 mins after the poor performance on the back, she removes her underwear and a trimmed not clean frontal is in view. The odd few swipes, She climbs on the back and begins body to body. Spends aroudn 5 mins doing this.

Asks to turn around, I do so and we now are working on the front. Does Legs very light, Arms and and I move around her body a little more but from an expressions perspective she was not into the session. Eye's were always else where and I was having to drive a conversation as it was silent.

Moves onto the deed and lots of oil and then starts to do the dead with some very fake soft moans. I splash and she cleans up and I head to the shower, shower up and now putting on cloths notice actually I am 4 mins away from my time ending had it started from the point I was at the door stop. Meaning I had probably had 4 mins walk to door, 5 mins shower and dress at end, 31 mins as a massage.

Quite poor in my book, might try again but possibly for less time.

From the establishment:

After reading the above review I am very concerned to whether or not it is in fact genuine.
This is an inaccurate description of the lady in question.
Roxy is extremely polite and attentive to everyone.she is a very popular member of staff.
The previous review from a trusted client clearly states all of what I have just mentioned.
The author of this negative review is claiming any positive reviews are fake I beg to differ.
I have managed Ego massage for 10 years and can honestly say that Roxy is a delightful trusted honest member of staff.
I don't want to say this is fake review however I think someone is being malicious towards a lovely individual.