Review of Leah of House of Divine, London

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This is a well known flat in Victoria, easy to find and nice flat and facilities.

Pretty face but thats about it. Body looks nothing like the photos and whilst HOD claims not to photoshop its images (No Tummy tucking etc) this is simply a lie. She has clearly lost a significant amount of weight and this shows on her stomach with loads of excess skin and stretch marks. Her boobs are also very saggy. She does look 22 though. In general, the reality of seeing her or at least when she removed her clothes left me feeling very disappointed.

Her mind was clearly elsewhere during the appointment and this reflected in her lacklustre / potato sack style performance. It was closed mouthed kissing and very shallow owo. Maybe it was the time of day? But clearly she didn’t want to be there. She hardly spoke and the whole experience felt more like a transaction that she wanted to get over and done with asap. I consider myself to be a person that looks after myself physically so its not like she could have been disgusted by my appearance. She was either tired as it was in the evening when I saw her or she simply doesn't enjoy doing her job and so this reflected in her performance. It was one of the most awkward situations I have been in for quite a while and i've been punting for years. Was thinking of abandoning the session after about 10 minutes, but decided to plod along until 20 minutes. When we finished the act, she put on her clothes and didn't say a word. Made me feel like it was all about the means to an end for her, the money! In short, avoid, unless of course you want to go somewhere to feel like crap after spending £70.

From the parlour management:

This was a awkward appointment for both Leah and the client. Concerns were raised by Leah concerning some spots the client had. In hindsight Leah should have not proceeded with the appointment or after realising the 'moment' had been spoilt by her pointing her concerns out, offered him his money back. The client is obviously upset as he has written this report and mirror copy on another forum.

If he would like to contact us - info@houseofdivine.com we can arrange for a full refund as way of an apology for what was a awkward situation for both himself and Leah.