No. 19918 - Published 6 Jun 2002
As I start this report, I would like to emphasis that some of the comments, reference Kim?s sanity and various other traits and incidents, are to be taken in the light hearted tone that they are meant and are not intended, in any way, as a deformation of her splendidly entertaining character.
I first contacted Kim by e-mail and as warned on her site, I had a wait of about a week before I had a reply. This was not her fault, as I had used an old address that I had, instead of the new one, doh. After she had replied and I was in possession of the correct address, her replies were then very prompt.
I called her about a week before we were due to meet, as I was going away with work and wouldn?t have access to my pc. I should have realised the level of lunacy that I was letting myself in for when we spoke, as she was doing the ironing at the time, whilst recovering from a little lunch time libation. How she didn?t burn the house down I do not know, (as the afluence of incohol had definitely set in), but suffice it to say, that it was quite an eventful/entertaining phone call.
On the day of the race itself, I managed some quite nifty logistics and footwork to make sure that I was at the hotel on time, as I was keen to ensure that I didn?t break the, ?Kim Ruling?, (see her site for details), as I prefer to keep my head in the vicinity of my shoulders. I am only joking really, as it was something we had previously talked about on the phone. However, my gargantuan efforts to make it on time fell a bit flat, as when I called her to tell her the room number, she was most apologetic and said that she would be a bit late due to a small domestic crisis, which I think involved hair drier failure, or something similar. Sorry Kim, only joking.
When she arrived and I opened the door, she almost bounced into the room, with a happy smiling face, beaming away. She sat down for about 30 seconds while I put the kettle on and then, whoosh, off she went. (This girl is absolutely barking mad and could not sit still if her life depended on it). The only thing missing was an SS uniform and a spotlight being shone in my eyes, as she fired questions at me. Whilst the interrogation, (or to use her words, ? I can?t help it, I am naturally inquisitive?), was obviously progressing to her satisfaction, she casually got on to the bed and started to peel her clothes off to reveal her stunning figure, marvellous. Gorgeous bum and an ample, yet firm bosom.
By now she was only wearing her very nice lingerie and a smile and beckoned me to join her. At this point, I had to excuse myself and leap quickly into the shower. As I mentioned earlier, in my race against the clock for personal survival, I only had time for a swift wash and brush up, so needed to freshen up. Once I emerged, she had assumed a rather seductive pose on the bed and gives you a real, ?come to bed look?.
I joined her and we started to kiss and cuddle, which was excellent, as Kim gives great hugs and is a very deep and passionate kisser. She then proceeded to give me a superb massage, using her whole body in a very sensual and erotic way. I rolled over and she very gently started to stroke and play with me, using her lovely soft hands and lips. Next she gave me some wonderful oral, (covered, personal thing but my choice and she was quite happy to oblige, although I think she prefers it with out), (actually, I was amazed that she could stop talking long enough to do it), with lots of fondling of the family jewels, quite magnificent. I then spent some time exploring her lovely body, which then naturally progressed and she got on top of me and I thoroughly enjoyed myself for a good 30 seconds or so, before I lost the plot.
Afterwards we relaxed and the in depth grilling continued, until I had recovered sufficiently for Kim to coax me back into action. This she is very good at, (to be honest, she is very skilled at everything), and I was really rather eager for another chance to improve on my previous efforts. More massage, oral and lots of positions this time, (one of which is simply exquisite but would take forever to explain with out a diagram, lots of arm waving and finger pointing and it takes a lot of effort by Kim but my God, I?m glad she works out and managed it for as long as she did, as it is my favourite), some of which were at her request, (who was I to argue) and I had a splendid time.
Once we had finished, we chatted a bit more as she got dressed and then departed, leaving me a very happy, yet drained man.
To anyone that reads this, please take it all, in the extremely good humour, that it is meant. As Kim is a fantastic girl with an excellent sense of fun, who is completely comfortable and more than at home, with all aspects of her sexuality. She really knows how to please and tease a man with her fabulous body. (Superb, shapely bottom). Total entertainment, in all departments from start to finish. Kim is tremendously gifted in every way, shape and form and I thank her for the opportunity of seeing her.
Would I return? Yep, no question but I will be attending an anti-interrogation course first.