Review of Katrece of Katrece, Birmingham

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As per hundreds of other reports, located at 464 Bury Old Road, Prestwich. I have previously said it was above Madigans Sandwich Shop. Well, I need to open my eyes a bit wider next time. Actually it is now called Patrika, a small take a way. The best thing to do when appraching the area is to look for Armstrong's chip shop which is on the end of the row of shops, park up and walk along the row towards Patrika's.

A classy half Equptian lady. I say classy as she talks very polite and gives off an air of being real upper class totty. Patrice is mid thirties, making her the oldest girl at Sandy's but believe me gentlemen there is experience behind her pretty face.

Wonderful,fantastic, great, smashin' and brill' are you getting the message ? Read on...

I headed for Sandy's today to see Sasha the beautiful new girl who came recommended to me by Merv the Perv, the resident web master at Sandy's. Having seen her images on sandy's web site I thought I really must try her. However, imagine my disappointment to arrive and find Sasha was not in afterall. I had just travelled 40 miles.

Patrice was on duty and unknowingly stepped in as a reserve punt and my goodness what a punt. On the face of it Patrice has few Punternet reviews, and is the oldest girl in Sandy's sailable fleet. I did not really expect much I have to admit. I lay waiting for some time in the miror room, watching the video before her arrival.

Patrice began like any girl does with a slow massage. I like a brief, routine back massage as it immediately breaks the ice, provides some opportunity to chat and make physical contact before things get intimate. However, what for me is normally a three minute warm up turned into the most amazingly erotic encounter. Patrice gently licked and kissed my body like never before. No part of my body (and I mean 'no' part)went without getting licked or sucked. It was quite, quite fantastic and arosing. She reached spots that no girl has ever reached with me before. By the time I was ready to turn over I had already concluded that I was amidst the best massage session I have ever received and told her so. Patrice seemed a little taken aback and pleased by my bluntness and it seemed to fuel her technique all the more down the front of me.

Apparently Patrice came to work here at the suggestion of her friend and champion superstar - Jessica and she has come out of retirement. What a fantastic talent having gone to waste !! I am a Liverpool fan and on this performance I want Kenny Dalglish back at number 7 alongside Ian Rush up front.

On the subject of 'up front' Patrice went on to provide the most fantastic OWO. Again the best I have had for some time.All of sandy's girls are terrific but Patrice has to be seen. She could even show Morgan a trick or two and thats saying something! And to think she was seeing me as my second choice. Her OWO took me to the brink and I could not take it anymore. I stopped Patrice only to be told that she does CIM (a rarity even for Sandy's girls). Thereafter I enjoyed several positions, made all the more sexy by the fact that Morgan was in the next room and I could clearly hear her screaming, groaning and panting at the pleasure of another punter. Whilst in mish I suggested to Patrice that I would like to CIM afterall to which she replied, 'I like that..its really horny'. I lay back on the bed and she whipped off the condom. Not five minutes later I was grabbing her head,destroying her hairstyle, squirming whilst on another cloud. I felt drained and indeed I was.

For once I felt speechless. I told Patrice that I would be doing a Punternet review of her with all barrels blazing. She tells me that she does not use the internet and could she have a copy of this review. Have a copy ? I just might frame it. Before leaving I booked to see Jessica tomorrow and will begin by thanking her for having encouraged Patrice out of retirement.

Doctor Dick's Diagnosis: The review written by Deano 110 (FR number 21047) is very accurate against my own experience. This woman is a Superstar without the badge to prove it. How the hell she has received so few other Punternet reviews remains a mystery. Patrice provides wild and dirty sexual fun, reaching parts that other girls have not (in my experience). I would strongly recommend her and will be seeing her again. She has promised not to retire too soon and with much haste and I trust her. Go see her guys...you will not regret it.

Lady's Prescription: Patrice, you really are in fine shape and skilled in youre art. I expect to be needing a zimmer frame long before you ever will... Judging by todays experience I take it you prefer medicine in a fluid form rather than as tablets?