Review of Bianca of 90 Minute, Central London

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Nice clean flat close in Westminster, not far from Victoria Street. Safe and secure.

Very pretty, tall blonde with great body. The photos on the website are accurate, though she is now more tanned and perhaps a little slimmer.

Despite the fact that she is a great looking girl with a great body this was a decidedly crap punt. From the beginning the vibes were all wrong and I had the feeling that she just really hates doing this. Bizarrely, despite her looks I think there are dead people with more eroticism and sexiness.

She insisted we began by showering together. What this actually involved was her cleaning me from head to toe in a completely unerotic manner with no opportunity for me to reciprocate. Even though I had showered before setting out to see her I was made to feel like I had just crawled out of a sewer and needed hosing down.

Into the bedroom, began with French kissing, but unfortunately she has very bad smoker's breath, so this was not something I wanted to pursue. She then proceeded to give me a covered BJ. A covered BJ does less than nothing for me, so I told her that I'd rather she didn't do it all than do it with a condom. She didn't take this too well, but, somewhat bizarrely, after a brief discussion of the risks involved in various activities (including drink driving!) she then offered OWO. So she then did very good OWO for about one minute. She allowed reverse-O, but no fingering. Then onto quite good sex in numerous positions. However, her pussy isn't particularly tight and she applied copious amounts of KY jelly, so consequently it took me quite a while (maybe 10 mins) to come. She 'encouraged' me by asking 'Don't you ever come?' 'Do you have a problem?' and 'Shall I finish you off with my hand?' I finally came and even though there were 30+ mins left it was clear no second round was on offer. Instead she subjected me to one of the most boring conversations I've ever had the misfortune to participate in. For the record, she is into weight training, would like to buy a hamster and enjoys visiting casinos.

As I sat glumly on the bed listening to her rattle on and pondering the money I had just wasted she asked if I was all right. I'm afraid at this point my disappointment got the better of me and I made the mistake of telling her that I had had better times with other girls. It was obviously not a very nice thing to say and she seemed genuinely upset. For a moment I thought she was going to cry but instead she accused me of being too demanding, constantly complaining, and - like all men apparently - blaming her for my own failings. Oh well, at least it put an end to the conversation.

I think she does want to provide a good service but doesn't have the wit to realise that an assisted shower, covered BJ and quick fuck isn't what men pay ?200 for, even with a girl as attractive as she is. Also, if she's going to make such a big deal about the personal hygiene of the men who visit her then in my opinion she should sort out of her own oral hygiene.

One to avoid.