Review of Chelsea of Garden of Eden Birmingham, Birmingham

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The premises are almost brand new so they are very clean and tidy. Its on a very busy road so the entrance is quite public but there are few pedestrians.

Chelsea is quite tall with a good, athletic body. She is probably around 23 I think but I am not good at guessing ages.

It was supposed to be massage, reverse massage, O and sex but we never got that far. The well known time wasting tricks were clearly well practised here. Started with being left in the room for around 10 minutes. I'm not sure what I was supposed to do. Anyway, she turned up and took the money up front. I wondered about that. This meant she then went away again saying she would be straight back. Of course she wasn't. However, when she did appear she assured me that she wasn't a clock watcher so it wouldn't count. She was right - she never looked at the clock once. However, someone else was so after 25 minutes of the 30 there was a violent banging on the door to which she said not to worry she would go and show face then be back. Naturally she never did. Apparently there was someone else waiting. Of course, so was I and I waited and waited and waited. I had given up of course - I am not that stupid. However, I was quite keen on having a shower but didn't know where they were or where the towels were. Luckily a rather lovely little blonde girl who was tidying up found me and showed me where the showers etc were. It was while I was having a shower and getting dressed that I noticed my lady was also getting changed to go home. It seems that the story about someone else waiting was not entirely true. In fact it wasn't even slightly true. So I left feeling completely ripped off and certain that I would never return.

The sad thing is that Chelsea was rather good at the massage and did really nice things with her hands that were very very nice. She was obviously very experienced and very good at this. Its just a shame that she works for what seems to me to be a total rip-off joint. I have seen several other reports about this establishment which say how good it is. Perhaps they were lucky or I was unlucky; I don't know but I do know that I won't risk it again.