No. 30291 - Published 27 Apr 2003
Really ugly bint, 46AA tits with inverted hairy nipples, Bald head, wart on the end of her nose, hairier than King Kongs' missus, smelled like Grimsby docks, false teeth, tattoo of Val Doonican on her arse and one of Des O'Connor on her tit, amputee below the left knee, last nights vindaloo clearly visible on knickers, tampax string hanging from vaj. A total minger.
Ok, ok - I'm ONLY JOKING !!!!!! Checkout previous FR's for accurate description!! I figured by giving a false one all you guys would steer clear and then she would be all mine .
Well, this punt was my 40th FR anniversary celebration ( it says 41, yes, but the 1st one on the list isn't me), so it had to be with someone special. Everyone knows who my fave gal is and I have indeed, spent many a special time with her, but after seeing Tegan a few weeks ago it just had to be her.
For me, Tegan is perfection (well, maybe bigger cahoonage eh Tegs?? LOL ). It isn't just about the sex, it is all about the actual experience as a whole (or is that hole?!!). She is warm, personable, natural and has absolutely no hang-ups about the job she does - and I believe she genuinely enjoys it as well. I have seen quite a few girls over the past five years, some good some bad, and once you have had a great experience you tend to judge others on that standard, which is wrong. This is why I judge a girl as an individual as opposed to a previous encounter.
Anyway, champagne at the ready Tegan arrived bang on time and it wasn't long before she whipped off her dress to reveal some horny underwear. You know what happens next - kissing, bbbj, flange licking, gentle rimming etc - I've decided on this occasion to leave the details out. This wasn't all out dirty, rampant sex, it was indeed a very erotic experience which lasted for about an hour and a half. I prefer long foreplay anyway, but some gals are intent on making you come or keep asking if you wanna shag - not so with Tegan. I genuinely didn't want to shag her, as the other stuff was so wonderful, but I did anyway!!
Afterwards, I thought of two things. Firstly, I wish I was a handsome 30yr old (again!), so then maybe I'd be in with a shout. Secondly, I would dearly love an overnight with her, but I could not justify or, indeed, afford, the ?750 tag.
I hope Tegan enjoyed my little celebration if only half as much as I did - thanks for a great evening and I hope to see you again.